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    FaustianSlipMark Shrayber
    12/22/14 6:11pm
    GIF
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      the dudeFaustianSlip
      12/22/14 6:13pm

      Why the fucking fuck would you possibly want an extra hole down there?? People are fucking stupid.

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      FaustianSlipthe dude
      12/22/14 6:14pm

      I can't imagine any scenario in which I would wake up one day and say to myself, "Self, today's the day! We're finally going to get that asshole pierced!" Just no. A thousand times no.

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    ohellieMark Shrayber
    12/22/14 6:06pm

    Whoever chose the header image: I both love and hate you in equal measure.

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      Mark Shrayberohellie
      12/22/14 6:21pm

      ;)

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      Mr. DisconnectedMark Shrayber
      12/22/14 7:19pm
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    HarvestMoonMark Shrayber
    12/22/14 6:12pm

    Reads headline..."This has to be Shrayber."

    It's like living with my brother all over again. When he was 11. 😜

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      Charlotte29 aka Rob KHarvestMoon
      12/22/14 7:41pm

      I'm always amazed at his ability to publish stories that manage to be more disgusting than their predecessors. Just when you think he can't find anything grosser, he out does himself.

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      HarvestMoonCharlotte29 aka Rob K
      12/22/14 7:44pm

      This one takes the cake (red velvet cake?).

      http://jezebel.com/woman-eats-per...

      Nothing will ever make me sicker.

      THAT WAS NOT A CHALLENGE, SHRAYBER!

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    goddessoftransitoryMark Shrayber
    12/22/14 6:21pm

    First of all, we need to get over the fact that anal piercings exist.

    You know what? I don't think I will get over that, thank you very much. I'm going to spend the rest of my life NOT OVER THAT, GOOD SIR.

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      Queen of Bithyniagoddessoftransitory
      12/22/14 6:31pm
      GIF
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    KristenfromMAMark Shrayber
    12/22/14 6:31pm

    He also said that if I wanted one I'd have to go into their bathroom and wash my butt to his satisfaction.

    I'd insist on a full cycle of the stuff you need for a colonscopy.

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      Loose_SealMark Shrayber
      12/22/14 6:35pm

      Wow that stinks. Do you think he went into arrears to pay for the piercing? Some people have crappy lucky—it runs in the jeans.

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        LinkCatMark Shrayber
        12/23/14 12:02am

        Mark, I love you. I mean, neither of us is the others type, so to speak, yet I still feel an almost stalkerish love for your posts.

        I like to relate the stories to my friends over beers, because they've already heard all of my weird stories. You're the reason my friends still love/hate me, so thank you. Keep up the gross.. good work!

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          sybannMark Shrayber
          12/22/14 7:46pm

          Mark. They do NOT pay you enough. Unless you enjoy our assignments - then they pay you too much.

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            sybannsybann
            12/22/14 8:34pm

            YOUR - not our. fuck you Kinja and your time limit on edit. (And making it impossible to comment on articles shared from other sites).

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          debrazMark Shrayber
          12/22/14 6:22pm
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            CBGMark Shrayber
            12/22/14 8:12pm

            Who hurt you, Mark?

            Let's talk about this.

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