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    comeonpoppetJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    12/19/14 4:38pm

    This dress is fucking fantastic and I would like it for NYE. Please and thank you.

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      Julianne Escobedo Shepherdcomeonpoppet
      12/19/14 4:49pm

      It is by David Koma and you can get a similar one here for like a billion dollars! I bet you can find something close to it on Asos...

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      comeonpoppetJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
      12/19/14 5:09pm

      But I spent my last billion yesterday! DAMMIT! Will check Asos, much obliged.

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    collierLAJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    12/19/14 4:22pm

    Damn, girl. Wear this color FOREVER.

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planecollierLA
      12/19/14 4:30pm

      her costumer just like- my god, can he dress her, she keeps looking FANTASTIC.

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      collierLAadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      12/19/14 4:46pm

      I so love that she's wearing vampy dark red lipstick with this instead of the usual/expected nude or matchy-matchy pink.

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    beatrixkiddoJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    12/19/14 4:23pm

    Nah, that lowrise is not NEARLY Dirty levels. The low rise of the early aughts was like NSFW. What the heck were we thinking.

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      Blueberrypiesbeatrixkiddo
      12/19/14 5:30pm

      The ones that were only (barely) suitable for standing in?

      Many a thong and/or butt cleave was flashed. Also: muffin top.

      Mm...muffins.

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      Editor-in-griefbeatrixkiddo
      12/19/14 5:43pm

      Those were also the days of Abercrombie & Fitch, baby tees, pointy boots and platform everything, even slippers (flip-flops). I'm guilty of all it since I was in college then and had the body to wear this crap. I hope this look never returns.

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    i think she said feckJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    12/19/14 5:56pm

    Do men ever stand like this for pictures? This... this.... peepee pose?

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      Blueberry Jonesi think she said feck
      12/19/14 6:29pm

      Standing like that often is a slimming pose and also kind of forces you to stand up straight with your shoulders back, since it's kind of an awkward foot position and you reposition the rest of your body for balance when your feet are crossed. Try it. I know when I stand like that, I don't haunch forward. It's shoulders back and hips forward.

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      i think she said feckBlueberry Jones
      12/19/14 9:25pm

      I mean... That's kind of missing the point though. I know *why* women stand like this. The question is has anyone seen a man stand in this ridiculous pose just to look taller and more slender. No because men don't constantly have to concern themselves with this shit to the point of risking being mistaken to be suffering from diarrhea.

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    bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    12/19/14 4:25pm

    Her whole head zone looks amazing! That hair!

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      Princess Peachbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsand
      12/19/14 4:52pm

      Elisabeth Moss is just lovely all around!

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      Potential Slayerbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsand
      12/19/14 5:22pm

      "Head zone" gets it bc omg that hair, but also, those brows and that lip color.

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    adultosaur married anna on the astral planeJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    12/19/14 4:37pm

    blue suit lady was REALLY ALMOST THERE. i think you're right, tho, the pants hem/fall needed to be PRISTINE to work with the mens/larger blazer. and the waist could have been nipped at the waist a HAIR more, or else you need to go fully loose, open, with a less-wide-leg deal. i like what she was going for, a lot, and i dont think the white bra was too springy, though i would like a look at the accessories, as well, to see if they strayed floral/spring or not. her hair is great, but i think hair back, either in a slick pony or a chigon at the back of the head, with some sharp jet or otherwise black accessories (nothing huge! but edgy) would really pull it away from being too twee.

    jlo is a fucking vision. karlie is bae, and looks great, but i think there just could have been...more to the look? i would have liked her in something else. i would actually love an ankle trouser with that top.

    talking about chloe's dress would upset me, so lets just give it up to her hair. i think part of why amber looks wonked up is the black on the black background. i also dont like the shoulder peaks. i think it takes away from the silhouette of her/the dress.

    elizabeth. looks. fucking. divine. wish we could see the shoes off the carpet, because on a "regular" floor you know they are POPPIN.

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      Bears for PresidentJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
      12/19/14 4:13pm

      Kate Upton's leather-pon-leather-pon leather is meant for maximum edge but gives her the illusion of a wrestling champ

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

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        nerdybirdyJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
        12/19/14 4:17pm

        Somebody got a Bedazzler for Christmas.

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          adultosaur married anna on the astral planenerdybirdy
          12/19/14 4:31pm

          you better not be saying that like it's a bad thig

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          nerdybirdyadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
          12/19/14 6:07pm

          I would never!

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        Captain Janeway has no time for your bullshitJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
        12/19/14 4:22pm

        sorry but that last dress is fug.com.

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          thewicked.Captain Janeway has no time for your bullshit
          12/19/14 6:53pm

          Yep, that shit is horrible. NO, just no.

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        nerdybirdyJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
        12/19/14 4:13pm

        Who the fuck is using this thing?

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          sitanerdybirdy
          12/19/14 4:30pm

          omg thats perfection

          i've been giggling over it for like a minute

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          Sadisticbeeznerdybirdy
          12/24/14 3:17pm

          ASIANS. I saw a few different asian tourist groups in Strasbourg yesterday use this thing. I was also surprised.

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