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    Kate DriesJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 1:43pm

    ATTN: "Timber" is the best song of any year ever and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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      La.M.Kate Dries
      12/19/14 2:15pm

      Hear hear. I am SHOCKED that it made the list.

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      merchantfanKate Dries
      12/19/14 2:17pm

      The only part I really dislike about "Timber" is the "She says that she won't, but I think that she will". Like no, it's Ke$ha, she's not going to be playing coy. But it is a fantastic song when drunk.

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    GELLA - LLAPJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:19pm

    agree on a list, also add "take me to church", have no idea who sings it and bunch of other terrible pop songs.

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      lady rainicornGELLA - LLAP
      12/19/14 2:21pm

      Yes, that song can go to hell.

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      GELLA - LLAPlady rainicorn
      12/19/14 2:23pm

      what about song "Problem" and anything by Starbucks cant enunciate her words cup???

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    JosephFinnJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:18pm

    Wait. Did Mariah Carey not release anything in 2014?

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      La.M.JosephFinn
      12/19/14 2:26pm

      She did, but it was with Miguel so she got a pass. Boring enough to be non offensive. The video tho, that was bad.

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      JosephFinnLa.M.
      12/19/14 2:30pm

      ....

      Why are there chandeliers in the barn?

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    Jia TolentinoJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:24pm

    LIFESTYLE IS IN MY TOP 10 OF THE YEAR PROB

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      Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJia Tolentino
      12/19/14 2:32pm

      Same!! HILLARY WHY DO YOU HATE YOUNG THUG SO MUUUUCH

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      Hillary Crosley CokerJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
      12/19/14 2:37pm

      He is the literal worst. How can you be a rapper that doesn't rap words? HOW?

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    adultosaur married anna on the astral planeJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:36pm

    WHERE IS COLDPLAY SKY FULL OF STARS

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      Emmaadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      12/19/14 2:39pm

      ugh yes. It's like the worst parts of all Coldplay songs combined.

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeEmma
      12/19/14 2:40pm

      like it starts ok but the entire thing is just like bad sex- i keep waiting for something to happen, but nothing does, and then it's over.

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    awkwardturtleJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:58pm

    Pitbull cracks me up. He just seems to appear on every song ever doing the Pitbull laugh and shouting BAILE.

    Also...the Chainsmokers song is not far off. Is that every woman in LA? Of course not. But as someone who works in the music business and therefore has spent way too many nights in VIP areas and in DJ booths at clubs (ughhhh they're the worst I swear)...I can tell you that people like that DO exist and they do seem to populate those areas in particular. Many of them are good people, but that entire monologue at the beginning of the song has been said to me many times over in the bathroom, and yes, it has ended with a selfie. Is it mean? Yes. Is it inaccurate...eh...not entirely.

    PS - just watched the Say Something video and started crying. WTF. Stop it me.

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeawkwardturtle
      12/19/14 3:29pm

      pitbull sucks but "Pitbull cracks me up. He just seems to appear on every song ever doing the Pitbull laugh and shouting BAILE." this is fucking life goals tho

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      awkwardturtleadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      12/19/14 3:35pm

      Right? Who wouldn't want to get paid millions to stand around laughing and shouting DANCE in Spanish while drinking champagne.

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    reindeerbanditJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:22pm

    WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME KATE?

    WHAT. IN. THE. HELL.

    DID. YOU.

    JUST.

    SAY.

    TO.

    ME.

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planereindeerbandit
      12/19/14 2:28pm

      GIRL THANK YOU

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      GELLA - LLAPadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      12/19/14 2:38pm

      who is this????????

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    Snacktastic Part II: the Snack AwakensJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:22pm

    At the end of every year, it seems like our society is allowing more and more room for hot garbage to fill our pop charts.

    This is written by people who probably never had to listen to Disco Duck. Also, Iggy is so dull. She just doesn't seem like she has a personality—watching her be interviewed or seeing her in videos or listening to her music—it's so free of any harsh edges or brightness or any distinction. I feel like I took a Xanax whenever she's around.

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      Ginger YawnSnacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakens
      12/19/14 2:36pm

      Disco Duck!

      White people released the worst music this year. All of them.

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      Erin Gloria RyanSnacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakens
      12/19/14 2:37pm

      My boyfriend bought Disco Duck's Christmas album from a sidewalk vendor in Bushwick right before we went out of town for Thanksgiving. When we came back, we were like, huh let's listen to this guy.

      It's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. It's unlistenable.

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    Mo-Jezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:20pm

    Jason Derulo is a violently obnoxious person whose pores emanate thirst.

    Yes! This is the best description of him ever. I HATE his music. All of it. Every bit. Ugh.

    All of Me is one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life. And it's so bad because it's supposed to be so good. It's bad because you know John Legend can do it better. It's supposed to be this deep, sensual love song but man...it's just bad.

    Animals is when I officially put Maroon 5 in the same category as Nickelback. That's how bad that song is.

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      Arctic16Mo-
      12/19/14 2:31pm

      I just put on "All of Me." How dare you!

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      Mo-Arctic16
      12/19/14 2:40pm

      Lol, I'm sorry. I hate that song.

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    FrolickingGiantJezebel Staff
    12/19/14 2:22pm

    HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT "ALL OF ME". To be fair I'm pretty sure my love of Chrissy and John clouds this matter greatly but STILL.

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      Clover HopeFrolickingGiant
      12/19/14 2:29pm

      I agree. That song is flames

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      Jia TolentinoFrolickingGiant
      12/19/14 2:48pm

      full admission, i am dead inside

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