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    C.A. PinkhamRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/09/14 12:39am

    Ahem.

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      Ohoyo TohbiC.A. Pinkham
      12/09/14 4:20am

      Snorts & tears almost killed me. Thanks a lot. :D

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      felicitys haircutC.A. Pinkham
      12/09/14 9:50am

      Tweet of the year.

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    meatball77Rebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/08/14 11:02pm

    They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George

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      Rebecca "Burt" Rosemeatball77
      12/08/14 11:05pm

      OMG THIS HAS TO BE IT.

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      Dodger24meatball77
      12/08/14 11:09pm

      They're arranging dowries and everything :)))

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    kooklaRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/08/14 11:39pm

    More importantly. This happened! Bow down to the King.

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      Alycia kookla
      12/09/14 12:23am

      Way more important (zero sarcasm).

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      kooklaAlycia
      12/09/14 12:44am

      None intended. I was happy to see a few of the Cavs bring the protest indoors.

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    FluterDaleRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/08/14 11:32pm

    Jay-Z to Kate: "You have really nice hair."

    Kate to Beyoncé: "I love your music! George likes to wiggle to Single Ladies."

    Beyoncé to no one in particular: "Blue and George should have a play date." Inferred: Before North Kardashian gets her claws into him.

    Will to no one in particular: "I'm just glad to be here!"

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      phubsFluterDale
      12/08/14 11:37pm

      North West. Come on. You know better.

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      FluterDalephubs
      12/08/14 11:41pm

      Wait until Grandma signs her first contract. The K isn't just a last name. It's a lifestyle.

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    UrbanAchieverRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/09/14 4:10am

    I hate to be a wet towel here, but while Bey & Jay might be the king and queen of your hearts and the charts, they are not dynastic royalty until little Blue grows up, guards that cash like an entitled princess, and manages to pass it on to the next Beybé in line. Also, unlike real royalty, B & J have earned their places to be where they are with hard work, intelligence and talent.

    Wills and Kate have already met our real royalty, I think - the Bush family, et al. Like it or not (and I, for one, do NOT), they are the ones we put in power and keep putting in power, fathers, sons, brothers. Jenna & Barbara don't seem to have political interests. The Kennedys are more or less out of the game (for now).

    Cute meet and greet, though.

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      felicitys haircutUrbanAchiever
      12/09/14 9:53am

      "Beybe"? You win!

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      TalksoutofTurnUrbanAchiever
      12/09/14 9:55am

      Thank you. You win the everything.

      And in reality, the US does not have royalty. We do not recognize titles of nobility or royalty. It doesn't matter how rich and famous you are—you're never going to be a real royal in the US.

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    Blueberry JonesRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/08/14 11:00pm

    Does Prince William have rickets or some shit? His chest looks concave.

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      meatball77Blueberry Jones
      12/08/14 11:02pm

      His brother got all the good hair genes in the family.

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      Slut PanicBlueberry Jones
      12/08/14 11:14pm

      I think he is getting a paunch to go with his hairline.

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    GELLA - LLAPRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/08/14 11:00pm

    George + Blue Ivy= ..............

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseGELLA - LLAP
      12/08/14 11:16pm

      "Blurge."

      "Givy."

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZRebecca "Burt" Rose
      12/08/14 11:18pm

      "Blue George"

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/08/14 11:32pm

    Whatever they said to each other was surely drowned out by the noise of helicopters circling overhead. How do I know? BECAUSE I LIVE NEAR BARCLAYS ANDI CANT HEAR A GODDAMN THING BECAUSE THE FUCKING SECURITY HELICOPTERS HAVE BEEN FLYING OVERHEAD FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS! Yeah, I know I live in Park Slope and I have a kid so I don't deserve to live, but this was kind of fucked up. Like having a dentist drill your teeth for three hours when you're on novacaine .

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      ambitiousJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      12/08/14 11:48pm

      I'm sure they're there for the protest.

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      giuseppegJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      12/09/14 12:21am

      Yeah, it's for the marchers. I'm off Atlantic in Clinton Hill. It was way worse the night the Darren Wilson verdict was out. Did you hear them then? It was insane.

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    JosephFinnRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/09/14 10:08am

    Hey look, Will & Kate meet some people who've done the work and made something out of their lives instead of being parasites.

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      seelebrenntJosephFinn
      12/09/14 11:33am

      thank god someone came in to say that because NO ONE EVER DOES.

      GIF
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      JosephFinnseelebrennt
      12/09/14 11:37am

      Any time these folks get their egos stroked for their eternal tourism through life, I'll be there.

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    Rooo sez BISH PLZRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/08/14 11:23pm

    They are all tennis fans, too. Wills & Kate usually go to the AO to see everybody, and especially Roger & Serena, and Bey & Jay go to Roland Garros in Paris to see Rafa.

    They are serious fans, too - at the 2012 Wimbledon where Andy Murray made the final and couldn't beat Roger, there were a lot of happy people in SW19 because Roger is Roger ... but you could tell from Kate's face & her polite applause that she would much have preferred that her country's champion had won. So cute.

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      breakfastattiffanysgirlRooo sez BISH PLZ
      12/09/14 2:56am

      Their faces at tennis matches are the best

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      IkerCatsillasRooo sez BISH PLZ
      12/09/14 3:05am

      Wait, are you telling me that Bey and Jay are also Team Rafa? God, I knew they had impeccable taste.

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