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    StenchofaburnerHamilton Nolan
    12/01/14 9:50am

    A faded and deformed movie star fighting a homeless person while a Russian presenter/ commentator narrates. This has "Hunger Games knock off" written all over. It's a B movie dystopia waiting for the right Roger Corman to film it.

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      abracapastaStenchofaburner
      12/01/14 11:52am

      Roger Corman is still alive! All we need is the $100,000 it takes to fund the entire budget of any Corman movie. And a chalice of blood for Corman, of course.

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      Stenchofaburnerabracapasta
      12/01/14 12:25pm

      I sense we might have on set disputes between Rourke and Corman over that chalice of blood.

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    Cherith CutestoryHamilton Nolan
    12/01/14 9:53am

    Mickey Rourke has single single handedly brought corruption to boxing and the Russian people.

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      MynocksLuvCableCherith Cutestory
      12/01/14 11:48am

      The Russian population was squeaky clean before this terrible debacle. To quote President Bird: "Whee."

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      heninthefoxhouseCherith Cutestory
      12/01/14 11:56am

      And don't forget Hollywood.

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    TCB777777Hamilton Nolan
    12/01/14 9:45am

    Jesus, what the fuck happened to MickeyRourke. The guy had talent and then he got all that plastic surgery and started buying Chihuahuas.

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      KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingTCB777777
      12/01/14 10:06am

      this is what he used to look like. i've always only known him as joceyln wildenstein's twin brother.

      woah! he was handsome in a 24 keith sutherland kind of way.

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      TCB777777KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising
      12/01/14 10:09am

      Lol....Yeah, and the guy could act. Diner, Body Heat, Angel Heart, Rumble Fish. Those were good movies. It's too bad.

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    Donald PumpHamilton Nolan
    12/01/14 10:19am

    A woman once told me that men age like red wine. Mickey Rourke ages like a banana.

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      Kenhe LoginHamilton Nolan
      12/01/14 9:53am

      Why the heck is it that Mickey Rourke looks more like a homeless guy than the actual homeless guy?

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        A House In VirginiaHamilton Nolan
        12/01/14 1:07pm

        there are homeless black people in Russia?
        That really breaks my heart for some reason.

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          Orlandu7A House In Virginia
          12/01/14 1:10pm

          Nope, he was imported from NY.

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          A House In VirginiaOrlandu7
          12/01/14 1:14pm

          meaning there's a race angle on this match as well. Sigh.

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        EatTheCheeseNicholsonHamilton Nolan
        12/01/14 9:44am

        Rourke has a certain je ne sais quoi.

        Actually, I can say quoi. His face looks like burnt earwax.

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          IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerHamilton Nolan
          12/01/14 10:05am

          Mickey Rouke stars in Roger Corman's "Aging Bull"; Summer '15!

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            dothedewHamilton Nolan
            12/01/14 11:34am

            Do we know if people paid to see these two sluggers go at it?

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              mymiddlenameisduaneHamilton Nolan
              12/01/14 9:53am

              Hamilton, I think you accidentally left out the part of this article where you challenge Mickey Rourke to a boxing match.

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