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KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingTaylor Berman
11/25/14 11:11am
bringing drugs( weed, you guys) with you, international girl style:

you need to grind your weed super fine. and then you need to get a night time maxi pad. then, gently create an opening in the bottom of the pad,literally inside the cottony pad part that sits above the sticky tape.

put the weed in at least two ziplock air tight bags. slide in the weed through crevice. make sure the weed isn't all bunched up and that is evenly dispersed. close the gap with a little bit glue, or tape. basically you will be "sitting" on your stuff.

put on pad. wear leggings and a shirt that doesn't cover your butt, so it looks less obvious that you are holding. the baby powder smell of the pad, plus the double air tight saran wrap, should keep you covered on the smell.

once you finish the tsa part, you can take off your pad and put it away. just remember to put the pad on again once you enter the airport of your new destination.
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  grancy 28KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising
  11/25/14 11:19am
  It doesn't hurt to be cautious, but this is way too cautious. If you're flying domestic, There's no need to put it back in at the destination airport. I just put it in my underwear and ask for a pat down. Free touching and no fuss.
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  KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprisinggrancy 28
  11/25/14 11:21am
  ah my bad, this is what i tend to do for international flights.
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toothpetardTaylor Berman
11/25/14 11:10am
Ugh. I went back to the live free or die state and tried to find weed after smoking all the stuff I brought from Seattle (just throw that ounce in the carry on) with my brother. It had been a long time since the day in, day out slow NH drawl (maybe tomorrah) on the telephone sitting around on couches in strange paneled living rooms from the 80s with meth dealers and finally paying 60 bucks for a quarter of crappy ditch weed we smoked out of the rickety bong we made in dads' basement.

It was just like old times.
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  KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprisingtoothpetard
  11/25/14 11:13am
  tooth,
  
  if you're ever out in so cal, imma take care of you. we will only smoke top shelf, get ripped off dabs, and then we can sit on our laptops and comment away. you better bring some snacks.
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  toothpetardKittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising
  11/25/14 11:14am
  O heck yes! I'll let you know next time I'm down that way, I'll bring some treats too...
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Dayna EvansTaylor Berman
11/25/14 11:15am
In a pinch, cancel your holiday plans. It's not worth it.
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  ardenatworkDayna Evans
  11/25/14 11:19am
  With Obama's immigration action and the Ferguson ruling, the LAST things I want to do is be around my relatives. There wouldn't be enough drugs in the world for that.
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  FooksieDayna Evans
  11/25/14 11:27am
  
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BongAndErnieTaylor Berman
11/25/14 11:14am
My old man has smoked pot for 40+ years, his bong has been stored in the same spot in the garage for 20+ years, I've been wondering if he's noticed I've been skimming off the top for the last 10+ years.
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  FoolTheWorldBongAndErnie
  11/25/14 11:24am
  I guarantee he has noticed, but you're family so he figures it'll all come back around again
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  KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingBongAndErnie
  11/25/14 11:27am
  i, for one, am literally shocked, SHOCKED!, his bong has lasted 20+ years.
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╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeTaylor Berman
11/25/14 11:20am
Send a Fedex with your drugs to your parent's neighbor. Just make sure to track it so you can intercept the delivery.
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  KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
  11/25/14 11:28am
  also, you have to pay with cash. no paper trail!!
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  GW19KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising
  11/25/14 12:19pm
  
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김치전!Taylor Berman
11/25/14 11:23am
THE EASY WAY:

1. Cry to your psychologist about crippling anxiety
2. Fill prescription for way too many Ativan, Jesus that guy is a total candyman
3. Spend Thanksgiving in a hug made of benzos. Now your mother's snide remarks about your rapidly-declining fertility are like a gentle breeze
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  TheonGreycommentJoy김치전!
  11/25/14 12:42pm
  Can you smoke ativan? Asking for a friend.
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  김치전!TheonGreycommentJoy
  11/25/14 12:58pm
  I suppose you *could*, but it's rapid-acting and there's better bioavailability sublingually or through the GI tract. If you absolutely hate the convenience of a pill, you could get very high very fast through IM injection.
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Rich JuzwiakTaylor Berman
11/25/14 1:38pm
Grindr also may be useful, dependinG on whaT you're looking for.
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Missy D BTaylor Berman
11/25/14 12:03pm
The Sonic on Oak Road/Five Forks in Lawrenceville used to sell drugs out of the back. Just ask to use the bathroom and then go sit there and some teenager in roller skates will come sell you a dimebag. I shit you not. I heard from... a friend.
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  IslandOfForgottenBurnerKeysMissy D B
  11/25/14 12:33pm
  What if you actually had to go to the bathroom at that Sonic?
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  SchuTangClanIslandOfForgottenBurnerKeys
  11/25/14 12:47pm
  Don't be silly, no one uses the bathroom at Sonic.
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ThePriceofEggsinMaltaTaylor Berman
11/25/14 11:27am
The worst is when your burnout high school friends start having families and cease to have any sources. You're supposed to be the reliably unreliable ones, assholes!

But, on the flip side, it's awesome when your dad and your uncles retire and take up pot again, and you now occasionally get texts before you head home saying things like "you're going to love the shit we just got!"
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  dothedewThePriceofEggsinMalta
  11/25/14 11:37am
  Problem for me is, my dad started getting his stuff from my dealer, because my guy was the shit. Now my guy has disappeared and me and my dad are both scrambling.
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La.M.Taylor Berman
11/25/14 11:24am
Listen, your weed smoking uncle smokes dirt weed that he gets overcharged for. He will roll a pinner and act like you should be so lucky. Avoid him at all costs, and do not share your dank weed with him. He can't handle it and he will freak out. Obnoxious.
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  KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingLa.M.
  11/25/14 11:44am
  ugh, i detest people who think they are sharing with a one hitter, or even with one bowl in a PIPE for like 5 people. they need to be never invited back again.
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  My dear, sweet brother Numsie!La.M.
  11/25/14 12:45pm
  "He will roll a pinner and act like you should be so lucky"
  
  Yuuuuuuuuuup. It's not limited to the Skuncle either. I'm too baked to think of any other specific tho.
  
  *cough*
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