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    Kenhe LoginJay Hathaway
    11/24/14 9:46am

    Obligatory

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      jrfunkensteinKenhe Login
      11/24/14 10:08am

      You betcha?

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    GlutenFreeJay Hathaway
    11/24/14 9:46am

    Yeah, and British people eat something called "spotted dick". So, you know... mind your own fucking business, JOHN.

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      Kenhe LoginGlutenFree
      11/24/14 9:51am

      So eat a can of dicks wouldn't be insulting to an English person.

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    CleverUsernameJay Hathaway
    11/24/14 9:51am

    That's a really good idea. Imagine the world reaction if Obama walked out, cleaver in hand, stared directly at the camera for an uncomfortable pause, then hack the head off of the turkey and muttered, "mu'fuckin' Putin."

    Hell, the Senate might switch back.

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      TravelgrrlJay Hathaway
      11/24/14 9:40am

      Whenever I hear someone getting mingy about eating veal or whatnot, I always think: "Well, if baby cows didn't want us to eat them, they shouldn't taste so delicious!"

      John Oliver stole my joke,

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