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    Rebecca "Burt" RoseIsha Aran
    11/22/14 4:42pm

    Who the hell is buying a clear, see-through toilet?

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      NedusRebecca "Burt" Rose
      11/22/14 4:45pm

      Yeah that's what really caught my attention. What the fuck is that about?

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      RedWillDanaherRebecca "Burt" Rose
      11/22/14 4:46pm

      [keeps his clear toilet owning mouth shut]

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    Emma GolddiggerIsha Aran
    11/22/14 4:30pm

    It will be hilarious if they try to stick these in public bathrooms and we'll see the fancy odor-banishing futuristic toilet seat covered in wet toilet paper and piss and shit and menstrual blood.

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      Cocopop!Emma Golddigger
      11/22/14 5:07pm

      I don't know where to put this comment so I'm putting it here- I LOVE MY TOILET SEAT

      It is easily removable, so you can clean underneath and all up in the hinges. Seriously- you can take it out in the yard and hose it off, so there is no nastiness lurking in there.

      Behold-

      This toilet seat has changed my life.

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      AnglKatCocopop!
      11/22/14 5:13pm

      I didn't realize the hinges on my toilet seat came off so easily until one of them broke (it wasn't me, I swear!) and I had to replace it. I could have been cleaning so much more thoroughly.

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    paultoesIsha Aran
    11/22/14 4:36pm

    I suppose we will never find anything that will entirely eradicate our need to poop. But the closer we can get to erasing any evidence of our own bowel movements is just peachy. Now if we could just make our poops silent...

    GIF
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      Special Circumstancespaultoes
      11/22/14 4:43pm

      That gif is fabulous!

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      RedWillDanaherpaultoes
      11/22/14 5:02pm

      If you don't want anyone to hear you poop, do what I do. Bring an idling chainsaw into the stall with you.

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    DarkTowerLateArrivalIsha Aran
    11/22/14 4:28pm

    Isn't there a difference between acknowledging that everybody poops and it smells, and wanting to breathe in the odor?

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      ErgatesDarkTowerLateArrival
      11/22/14 4:32pm

      Exactly. There are very good reasons why we inately find the smell of faeces disgusting. Just because something is natural doesn't mean we have to like it.

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    GregorMendelIsha Aran
    11/22/14 4:37pm

    This is so silly. I'm a girl. I don't poop.

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      St. Borg de Chupacabras ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗGregorMendel
      11/22/14 4:47pm

      Or fart.

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      GregorMendelSt. Borg de Chupacabras ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
      11/22/14 5:07pm

      Nor that. I'll admit to a certain amount of bloating...

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    itsallaboutthepoopIsha Aran
    11/22/14 4:53pm

    Having rectal cancer at 51, I can relate to how freaked out folks are from poop and poop smells, even MENTION of a disease that's all about the poop. The "awareness ribbon" for "colorectal cancer" is navy blue... WTF? So, I made my own awareness "ribbon" for rectal cancer, for your consideration:

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      ghostofsiriusblackitsallaboutthepoop
      11/22/14 4:59pm

      OMG, you rule.

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      dbllesssitsallaboutthepoop
      11/22/14 7:01pm

      This is such a neat idea. As someone who spent FOREVER battling a really embarrassing intestinal parasite after I caught it from babysitting, I agree that it is so annoying when people are like WE CAN'T DISCUSS THIS ITS POOP RELATED. It's just poop! I wish you good health and admire your awesome humor about it.

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    XyzzyIsha Aran
    11/22/14 5:30pm

    Part of the HUMAN/MAMMAL EXPERIENCE is to be disgusted by the smell of poop and to do everything within your power to hide the smell. For a cat that means kicking around the litter in the litter box to cover up the poop. For a human it means perfecting toilet technology.

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      furry woodland creatureXyzzy
      11/22/14 5:34pm

      Unless it is a dominant cat, in which case it leaves its poop on top to let all the other cats, including the big, pink, stupid cat who can't move its ears, know it has been there.

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      pollyannacowgirl 2.0Xyzzy
      11/23/14 6:16pm

      Yet dogs consider poop (especially cat poo) to be a delicacy!

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    collierLAIsha Aran
    11/22/14 4:28pm

    No. Also, I do not need yet another thing that requires battery replacements/recharging, so double No.

    Quiet-close lid/seats, however, are ACES. But those don't have batteries and they're only thirty or forty bucks.

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      Robert SorokanichIsha Aran
      11/22/14 6:34pm

      *whips out pointer thing*

      C'mon, nobody needed to see that

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        NewsBunnyIsha Aran
        11/22/14 9:59pm

        You know, my brother-in-law installed a nightlight toilet seat, and I have to say: It's rather awesome.

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