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    Jordan SargentJordan Sargent
    11/17/14 5:29pm

    Btw even though these kids say clearly crazy shit, their sibling bond is very cool.

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      ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogersJordan Sargent
      11/17/14 5:33pm

      The family that's indoctrinated together says crazy shit in interviews together.

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      DoAndroidsDreamJordan Sargent
      11/17/14 5:34pm

      Cool if you're a Scientologist. Creepy if you're not.

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    kobayashimaroonJordan Sargent
    11/17/14 4:17pm

    The following is an interview in which Jaden Smith—son of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, sister of Willow—

    Jaden is Willow's sister?

    Here are Jaden, 16, and Willow, 14, on "time"—not like, our concept of time, really, but their concept of time...

    ...

    Willow is 12.

    How old is Willow?

    ?

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      V Gateskobayashimaroon
      11/17/14 4:22pm

      She's not bound by time, what don't you still get about that.

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      Woundup_Penguinkobayashimaroon
      11/17/14 4:30pm

      a) The duality of concepts means Jaden is Willow's brother and the opposite of brother.

      b) Age is a measure of time. Time doesn't exist.

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    ThewalkingdudeJordan Sargent
    11/17/14 4:08pm

    You realize that there is no happy ending to this story, right?

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      opiumsmabytchThewalkingdude
      11/17/14 4:10pm

      Sadly I was thinking the same thing. That and the fact she's wearing a "not wifey" shirt in a pic with her brother kind of sends the creeps down my spine.

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      FECopiumsmabytch
      11/17/14 4:12pm

      This is nothing that a couple of days being poor and ignored wouldn't cure.

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    Ladybug2Jordan Sargent
    11/17/14 4:12pm

    What is the opposite of an apple?

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      hadoukenLadybug2
      11/17/14 4:14pm

      Next up on Zen Koans Explained...

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      hntergrenLadybug2
      11/17/14 4:18pm

      Orange. Duh.

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    gilbertkittensJordan Sargent
    11/17/14 4:22pm

    I don't know, makes sense to me. GPS satellites experience time just a little bit differently than we do on the surface of the Earth because of their distance from this particular center of gravity.

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      maconagilbertkittens
      11/17/14 4:40pm

      It has nothing to do with gravity, it is relative velocity. What he said is garbage, just regurgitating stuff he has heard but didn't understand. You position in the universe has nothing to do with time, just your relative velocity from another point.

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      Johnny Chundersmacona
      11/17/14 4:59pm

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitati…

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    MarcabExpatJordan Sargent
    11/17/14 4:13pm

    The value of a strict Scientology-school education, everyone. There it is. Right there.

    Makes that one year I spent in a creationist evangelical school look like Harvard by comparison.

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      Medieval KnievelJordan Sargent
      11/17/14 4:21pm

      He's actually right about time dilation.

      Additionally, he's high as a fucking zeppelin.

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        Ahildy13Medieval Knievel
        11/17/14 4:30pm

        He's not really right about time dilation, seems to think its location based and not motion based. These kids just spout out buzzwords and nonsense

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        DolemiteAhildy13
        11/17/14 4:46pm

        Sounds like your prana energy is running low.

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      LecTJordan Sargent
      11/17/14 4:24pm

      Do they see their parents? I obviously don't know the Smiths, but this feels so distant from Will Smith's persona.It makes me wonder if they're like the Kardashians where Kylie doesn't even appear to live at home or see her parents, ever. Yeah they are their own people, but at 13 and 15(?) where are they getting this crap. I didn't get into pseudo-philosophy until my freshmen year.

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        Jerry-NetherlandLecT
        11/18/14 1:55pm

        Oh, I see it as pure undiluted Jada. She's always been a new-agey hippy chick at heart.

        I suspect their textbooks come straight from this West Hollywood landmark

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      Your Name HereJordan Sargent
      11/17/14 4:09pm

      These kids are clearly in the Scientology cult. The fact that these band of crazies don't even fucking pay taxes makes my blood boil.

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        MangojuiceYour Name Here
        11/17/14 5:16pm

        There has been a lot of discussion about whether the Smiths are scientologists. For one thing they are best friends with Tom Cruise, and Will Smith has donated to some Scientology schools. A lot of what jaden and willow said sounds like Scientology. If you google it, you will find a lot of speculation and evidence about whether their parents are involved... Which would explain a lot about this interview.

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        kabrisketYour Name Here
        11/17/14 5:26pm

        DING DING DING!!! Obvs some other influences but yep w/Ronbots

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      GrumpyEagleJordan Sargent
      11/17/14 5:10pm

      Don't they have a cranky elderly uncle who's not afraid to tell them to shut the hell up and get him a beer from the fridge? Because they need one.

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        GrayHaysGrumpyEagle
        11/17/14 5:12pm

        Where the fuck is Jazzy Jeff when you need him?

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        ChocokittyGrumpyEagle
        12/15/14 3:25pm

        I can be that uncle - or aunt or whatever.

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