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    GregorMendelDayna Evans
    11/16/14 2:57pm

    Was his major...animal husbandry?

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      Cherith CutestoryGregorMendel
      11/16/14 3:18pm

      He isn't looking for that kind of commitment.

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      DoctaJonesGregorMendel
      11/16/14 3:25pm

      The bigger question is why is he an undergrad at age 23.

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    김치전!Dayna Evans
    11/16/14 3:00pm

    This is enormously unfair — what would the student be doing at CSU Fresno in the first place if he weren't already a sheepfucker?

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      whatamigonnadowithagunrack김치전!
      11/16/14 3:03pm

      Well I spit out my beer, there.

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      LlamasisCool김치전!
      11/16/14 3:06pm

      Go Dawgs!

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    KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingDayna Evans
    11/16/14 3:21pm

    serious question:

    why is bestiality illegal?

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      theboogiecatKittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising
      11/16/14 3:48pm

      Originally? Probably one of those "public morals" things. Personally, I think it should be considered cruelty to animals. I also wonder whether there might not be some health issues, but I'm not qualified to say for sure.

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      JortfeasorKittensAndUnicorns_v2_The Uprising
      11/16/14 3:49pm

      Those who passed the laws might say it's a property issue, but that begs the question of why it's still illegal to fornicate with wild, unowned animals. I'd wager there was a moral/social component behind the law, maybe even a touch of ye olde no-sex-unless-for-procreation thinking. Personally, I would say let the weirdos keep themselves out of the gene pool by satisfying themselves with the beasts if it weren't for concerns about the animals' safety/general bodily autonomy. Also maybe having the hots for animals is a mental illness or sign of mental illness that needs treatment.

      Sexy animals, what's to be done with them? (Not sex, guys.)

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    bradonthewebDayna Evans
    11/16/14 3:00pm

    In my day, we'd count sheep when we were too stressed to sleep.

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      kobayashimaroonbradontheweb
      11/16/14 3:19pm

      Makes sense. I never had any luck courting sheep.

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    whatamigonnadowithagunrackDayna Evans
    11/16/14 3:11pm

    So why is it always sheep, then? Are sheep, like, sexy in some way? are their vaginas similar to human? Do they give good head? Why always sheep?

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      kobayashimaroonDayna Evans
      11/16/14 3:01pm

      It's a good thing they caught him before he was on the lamb.

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        Raw Deal Montykobayashimaroon
        11/16/14 3:06pm

        Just saw this. Well done.

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        matt.maraRaw Deal Monty
        11/16/14 7:47pm

        With mint sauce.

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      kaysey17Dayna Evans
      11/16/14 2:58pm

      Sooooo...is the guy from Montana or Idaho? I'm betting he's from one of those two places.

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        BonoboJeezuskaysey17
        11/16/14 3:02pm

        I'm guessin' Wyoming, where this is a staple joke:

        What are the three biggest lies a cowboy can tell?

        1) I paid cash for this here truck.

        2) I won this here belt buckle.

        3) I was just helpin' that sheep over the fence.

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        optifBonoboJeezus
        11/16/14 3:12pm

        I don't get the belt buckle one. Do people commonly win belt buckles for some manly task in cowboy country? Like shooting stuff at the state fair or some rodeo thing?

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      AdamJohnsonNYCDayna Evans
      11/16/14 3:05pm

      I'm gonna venture to guess this didn't meet Singer's standard of "mutual satisfaction".

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        Vaginafication NationAdamJohnsonNYC
        11/16/14 3:14pm

        Who meets that standard?

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        AdamJohnsonNYCVaginafication Nation
        11/16/14 3:18pm

        According to Singer, a wily dog and a pantless, yet unassuming female.

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      Cherith CutestoryDayna Evans
      11/16/14 3:23pm

      Dude isn't even attractive enough to get some goat action and now he's in jail. Poor guy.

      And I bet midterms would have gone well given his brilliant on the spot improvisation of "I only came to beat up animals" and "wrestle cows".

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        CarnationsCherith Cutestory
        11/16/14 3:47pm

        You know, sometimes you just want to wrestle a cow. Blow off some steam. And then there are no cows around, but hey, a sheep is about the same right? And then you start wrestling, and you're feeling this soft fur and you notice, huh, this is a girl sheep...

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        Cherith CutestoryCarnations
        11/16/14 3:55pm

        Who hasn't been there?

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      KumquatRodeoDayna Evans
      11/16/14 3:00pm

      I'm having a hard time keeping up anymore. Is this Obama's fault, or gay marriage?

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