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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeAndy Cush
    10/31/14 3:04pm

    "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see!"

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      MrSchmitzkyHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      10/31/14 3:26pm

      KRAMER: Hewwo and welcome to Movie phone. Brought to you by the New

      York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday ... Kevin Bacon,

      Susan Sarandon — "You've got to get me over that mountain!" "Now"

      [bang, bang] "AHHHHHHHHHH" There is no place higher than ... Mountain

      High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see,

      press 1.

      ELAINE: Kramer, is that you?

      KRAMER: Elaine?

      ELAINE: Uh, what time does Chow Fun start?

      KRAMER: I don't know.

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeMrSchmitzky
      10/31/14 3:37pm

      YES.

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    flyingkittehAndy Cush
    10/31/14 3:04pm

    Small wonder he got suspended.

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      sui_generisflyingkitteh
      10/31/14 3:25pm

      I see what you did there.

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    DolemiteAndy Cush
    10/31/14 3:16pm

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      Jay HollinsworthAndy Cush
      10/31/14 3:08pm
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        SpangarangAndy Cush
        10/31/14 3:08pm

        We finally passed the Reverse-Turing Test!! THE FUTURE IS NOW

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          eataTREEAndy Cush
          10/31/14 3:12pm

          Having worked in tech my whole life, I've certainly seen stranger behavior than this in the workplace. Most of us are aware enough of how this whole "social behavior" thing works to know that we should put on our normal act in front of customers or the boss, though.

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            EoDSAndy Cush
            10/31/14 3:15pm

            Like Flight of the Conchords, he's likely just trying to prepare himself for the inevitable.

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              sui_generisAndy Cush
              10/31/14 3:29pm

              Having worked in govt IT positions before, there is nothing about this story I don't love. I only wish I'd thought of it first. Bleep Blorp Bloop.

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