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    Paul DimitrovHamilton Nolan
    10/28/14 5:15pm

    Isn't the reason that Jeb won't run for president related less to lack of desire, and more to skeletons in his closet?

    I thought I heard whisperings of this ages ago.

    I thought that Jeb was basically the same as Chris Christie: evaluated, but discarded during the vetting process because he had too much, ahem, baggage.

    The difference, as I understood, was that Jeb had the common sense to realise "I will not be president," whereas Christie is just a fat, delusional moron.

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      IAmNotADamnWriterPaul Dimitrov
      10/28/14 5:19pm

      I'd think the biggest skeleton in Jeb's closet for most people is that he's a Bush.

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      Paul DimitrovIAmNotADamnWriter
      10/28/14 5:21pm

      But that's a huge draw for conservatives. And he married a latina!

      There is something else going on there.

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    corey3rdHamilton Nolan
    10/28/14 5:13pm

    Note the irony that a majority of people in Florida swear evolution doesn't exist. Now they're going to have to deal with their daughters dating these evolved reptiles (not named Rick Scott).

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      UncleCCClaudiusHamilton Nolan
      10/28/14 5:19pm

      So why haven't green anoles evolved so they don't dash across the sidewalk and make you step on them?

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        NefertittiesHamilton Nolan
        10/28/14 5:13pm

        A lizard in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

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          River SongHamilton Nolan
          10/28/14 5:16pm

          If only Florida Man could evolve a little quicker...

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