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    TDavidGabrielle Bluestone
    10/26/14 11:32pm

    Colorado man causes car tobacco-ver him.

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      galaxyS9000TDavid
      10/27/14 1:12am

      why did that take me 3 reads to get?!

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    Jennifer C. MartinGabrielle Bluestone
    10/26/14 11:24pm

    Can you guys imagine being the passenger in the car and having to make that 911 call?

    Don't smoke cigarettes, kids. You'll run over your own head.

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      PopChipsJennifer C. Martin
      10/26/14 11:44pm

      When my kids are a little older and we're having a conversation about smoking, I'm definitely leading with your suggestion.

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    MudbudGabrielle Bluestone
    10/26/14 11:07pm

    So he got trapped a Final Destination movie?

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      GregSamsaGabrielle Bluestone
      10/26/14 11:06pm

      Same thing happened to me once, except substitute 'penis' for 'cigarette,' and substitute 'zipper' for 'car'. All other details are fairly similar.

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        Question_of_FactGregSamsa
        10/26/14 11:11pm

        "According to reports, the driver was backing out of his driveway around 6:30 a.m. Saturday when he dropped the [penis] he was smoking down the front of his jacket and jumped out of the [zipper] to avoid getting burned."

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        GregSamsaQuestion_of_Fact
        10/26/14 11:13pm

        Yup.

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      Thom SharpGabrielle Bluestone
      10/26/14 11:13pm

      He will be the BUTT end of a lot of jokes

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        BrianThom Sharp
        10/26/14 11:43pm

        It makes it so much less amusing when you capitalize the pun. It's the written equivalent of saying "get it? butt!"

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        Thom SharpBrian
        10/26/14 11:44pm

        THANKS

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      kbearharris92Gabrielle Bluestone
      10/27/14 12:22am

      God damnit! When Six Feet Under started an episode killing someone this way I was literally like "THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN". Fuck you six feet under. You win.

      (Start at 1:36)

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        seeyaGabrielle Bluestone
        10/27/14 5:50am

        Guys, smoking is hazardous to your health. Geez, you'd think we'd learn by now.

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          Emergency Induction PortGabrielle Bluestone
          10/26/14 11:30pm

          If your reflex on dropping a cigarette is to jump out of a moving vehicle, I'd probably avoid smoking while driving.

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            etfpGabrielle Bluestone
            10/27/14 9:24am
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