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    burlivesleftnutAleksander Chan
    10/22/14 3:16pm

    I love haunted houses, but the people who work there freak me out. Carnies do to. There's just something off about them. Purple Dildo.

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      Penguin_on_the_marchburlivesleftnut
      10/22/14 3:21pm

      A haiku inspired by your post:

      Carnies work there too

      Haunted houses that I love

      A purple dildo

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      LadyGrinningSoulburlivesleftnut
      10/22/14 3:29pm

      Is it because the carnies smell like cabbage and have small hands?

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    Dave Aleksander Chan
    10/22/14 3:20pm

    Being attacked by clowns smacking me with purple dildo...it's exactly like the old Gypsy woman said!

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      Penguin_on_the_marchDave
      10/22/14 5:02pm

      ... She rubbed her hand across my cheek and whispered, "clowns with dildos."

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      kaysey17Dave
      10/22/14 8:56pm
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    김치전!Aleksander Chan
    10/22/14 3:17pm

    Hot Take here: Haunted houses are terrible and anyone who voluntarily visits one deserves a violent sex toy prodding.

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      김치전!김치전!
      10/22/14 3:19pm

      Not in the rape way, though. It's not that Hot of a Take.

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      Aleksander Chan김치전!
      10/22/14 3:20pm

      Nice save.

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    Medieval KnievelAleksander Chan
    10/22/14 4:10pm

    What the hell is wrong with these clowns? Orange dildos for Halloween. Orange dildos!

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      burlivesleftnutMedieval Knievel
      10/22/14 4:15pm

      Purple is the fourth Halloween color. Black, Orange, Slime Green, and Purple.

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      violentglitterorgy3burlivesleftnut
      10/23/14 12:10pm

      Dabs of white also acceptable!

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    Icecold DavisAleksander Chan
    10/22/14 3:15pm

    To be fair, that's really fucking scary.

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      SmitrosAleksander Chan
      10/22/14 3:14pm

      Juggalos paying the bills?

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        Aleksander ChanSmitros
        10/22/14 3:15pm

        Interesting theory...

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        RickisadorkSmitros
        10/22/14 4:14pm
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      MarvinogravelbaloonfaceAleksander Chan
      10/22/14 3:20pm

      Sad clown

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        ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeMarvinogravelbaloonface
        10/22/14 3:24pm

        The Tears Of A Clown.

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        SatchelsOfGoldMarvinogravelbaloonface
        10/22/14 3:42pm

        He looks like a Purple Dildo.

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      I Choo-Choo Choose YouAleksander Chan
      10/22/14 3:16pm

      Greatest headline ever? Greatest headline ever.

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        Jim CasyAleksander Chan
        10/22/14 3:15pm

        Awww damn, they ruined it. Now people will think clowns are creepy!

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          IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAleksander Chan
          10/22/14 3:20pm

          How surprising. I would've thought clowns couldn't get any more disturbing, yet, well, here we are.....

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