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    Another damn kinja accountHamilton Nolan
    10/15/14 1:56pm

    God allmighty, when I saw that headline all I could think of were "I survived ebola" t-shirts and key rings. The mind works in mysterious ways.

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      KittensAndUnicorns_v2_The UprisingAnother damn kinja account
      10/15/14 2:03pm

      ebola survival kits.

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      VectoriousAnother damn kinja account
      10/15/14 2:06pm

      Everyone knows that the only way to show that you care more about Ebola than everyone else is to affix an Ebola ribbon magnet to your car.

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    Violent FellowkneesHamilton Nolan
    10/15/14 2:02pm

    The black death caused such a labor shortage in Europe that the subsequent demand for labor and increase in wages was a major cause of the development of "humanism" and the end of feudalism and the middle ages. True story.

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      UncleCCClaudiusHamilton Nolan
      10/15/14 2:19pm

      My Ebola investments are hemorrhaging money.

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        CapitalistWarMachineUncleCCClaudius
        10/15/14 2:37pm

        Ebola stock trading is feverish today.

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        UncleCCClaudiusCapitalistWarMachine
        10/15/14 2:44pm

        I'm not sweating it.

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      AngryPhiladelphianHamilton Nolan
      10/15/14 1:57pm

      I work in investment management. All i'll say is this; i will never again underestimate the ability of people to profit from the misfortune or maladies of others.

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        AmericaHamilton Nolan
        10/15/14 2:01pm

        "After the patient died investors backed out."

        This will be on America's gravestone.

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          ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHamilton Nolan
          10/15/14 2:06pm

          I'm surprised there isn't already an Ebola app.

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            Syphilitic Scalia Says╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
            10/15/14 2:49pm

            looks on iphone—>searches for the hundreds of apps he's downloaded and then never used—>realized none are topical enough to make fun of here—>hangs head in shame

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            spdfgh╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
            10/16/14 6:44am

            Step 1. Turn this website into an app http://goo.gl/ij24FK

            Step 2. Profit

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          opiumsmabytchHamilton Nolan
          10/15/14 2:05pm

          They all need to be bitch slapped.

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            the actual bajmahalopiumsmabytch
            10/15/14 2:38pm

            Preferably by the Invisible Hand of the Market.

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          ArethaFranklinIsAboveTheLawHamilton Nolan
          10/15/14 1:56pm

          By selling fear in mass quantities?

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            Hamilton NolanHamilton Nolan
            10/15/14 2:32pm

            I see they've now changed their headline to "Stocks involved with Ebola."

            Still reachable at the URL,

            http://americasmarkets.usatoday.com/2014/10/14/how…

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