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    thisisamazonmanHamilton Nolan
    10/07/14 11:37am

    Vice, Diageo, Dow, Facebook, General Mills, Google, Havas, Johnson & Johnson, McDonald's, Microsoft, Nestle, Nike, Omnicom, PepsiCo, Philips, SAB Miller, Twitter, and WPP, among others.

    Just the few I spotted who directly contribute to global warming, and spend money on candidates to deny it. Yep. Totally forward thinking companies.

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      butter-wrapped suedethisisamazonman
      10/07/14 12:05pm

      Don't forget good old Nestle trying to buy up water rights.

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    jrdnstryHamilton Nolan
    10/07/14 11:35am

    They could've shorten that statement to say, "These is our new way to reach millennials and to show that we are not a 'typical corporation,' but a corporation that cares, at least that's what the Research says. Now buy our products."

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      MoneySwearsHamilton Nolan
      10/07/14 11:32am

      "753 Expensive Lifestyle Changes You Can Make So Corporations Don't Have To."

      (With GIFs from 90's TV shows.)

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        IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerHamilton Nolan
        10/07/14 11:31am

        It's the Goop of ad agencies!

        Oh, and I'm keeping my cynicism, thanks. Holy fucking shit, does it fit me well! So snug and comfy.....God, I LOVE MY FUCKING CYNICISM!

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          Max ReadHamilton Nolan
          10/07/14 11:46am
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            GartrelleGordonHamilton Nolan
            10/07/14 11:42am

            Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now - after seeing the word "curate" - you have my revulsion.

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              toothpetardHamilton Nolan
              10/07/14 11:40am

              Nounely. It's the future.

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                Neighborino!toothpetard
                10/07/14 2:15pm

                Cryptic.

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                Rutherford B. Hayes, caretaker presidenttoothpetard
                10/07/14 5:31pm

                Verble. See who's doing.

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              TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Hamilton Nolan
              10/07/14 11:46am

              What you call "huge corporate sponsors", they call concerned citizens. Giant concerned citizens who make billions of dollars for people who own pieces of them.

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                ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHamilton Nolan
                10/07/14 11:45am

                In a bleak, heartless world it helps to cuddle up to the most snuggable corporations for the warmth produced by their carbon emissions. Why be alone, when you can be supervised by your closest brands? Together, collectively, resistance is futile.

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                  DumbPostReviewHamilton Nolan
                  10/07/14 11:39am

                  So another site where I will immediately close all tabs once the ads start playing? Just like Gawker media and every other site that starts playing a video when I haven't asked it to?

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                    burlivesleftnutDumbPostReview
                    10/07/14 11:52am

                    Cool story, bro. But how did you make it here to post this cutting edge commentary on internet advertising with all the Gawker ads keeping you away? #madhaxxor

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                    DumbPostReviewburlivesleftnut
                    10/07/14 12:22pm

                    This page didn't have an ad. But good to know you are on the side of annoying pop-ups.

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