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    GregoireDayna Evans
    9/29/14 1:53pm

    The Irish government has a similar robot who goes around to pubs all over the world, testing the viscosity of vomit-filled gutters and registering the level of stepdance songs on the jukebox to determine if a place is sufficiently Irish enough.

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      Cam/ronGregoire
      9/29/14 1:58pm

      Interesting, I thought the robot was engineered to activate alarms and alert local SWAT teams whenever Yankee tourists order Irish Car Bombs at pubs.

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    ManchuCandidateDayna Evans
    9/29/14 1:42pm

    It's the Thai-minator!

    Listen, and understand. The Thai-minator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your Chicken Satay is authentic.

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      dollarmenuDayna Evans
      9/29/14 4:26pm

      Thai, Robot

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        Dayna Evansdollarmenu
        9/29/14 4:29pm

        Bravo.

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        RevCrowleydollarmenu
        9/29/14 8:52pm

        1. A robot must never harm Thai food, or, through inaction, allow harm to come to Thai food.

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      Cam/ronDayna Evans
      9/29/14 1:47pm

      "Authentic." Whatever, name me your family's most cherished dish that's been cooked for generations. At least a thousand strangers and snotnosed foodies will tell you, "Nope, you're doing it all wrong."

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        김치전!Dayna Evans
        9/29/14 1:54pm

        More bird's eye chilis in that tom kha. More! More! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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