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    DiosabellaDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:46pm

    IDGI. I mean, I could do without her shoes, but I think they both look phenomenal. Sure, I wouldn't wear either outfit to Target, but I also wouldn't wear my Target yoga pants to a Balmain runway show.

    They look phenomenal.

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      MsMDiosabella
      9/25/14 5:48pm

      I like everything but her choker and shoes.

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      DiosabellaMsM
      9/25/14 5:49pm

      The choker definitely isn't my style, but I can at least see what they were going for with it. Sort of a mix of modern and ornate. I dig it, even if I wouldn't wear it myself.

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    HaHaYouFoolDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:44pm

    That hem length + boot height = crime against all human eyeballs. Seriously, how does she not see how stumpy and ungraceful that makes her look? I have no other objections to her outfit, but that one is a big one.

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      DiosabellaHaHaYouFool
      9/25/14 5:51pm

      Kim is 5'3''. She's going to stumpy regardless of what she wears. Maybe she's just embracing that? Sort of like when people tell me that because I'm fat I can't wear horizontal stripes because it isn't "flattering." Fuck it, if you like it, you like it.

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      GashlycrumbTinyDiosabella
      9/25/14 5:58pm

      I get what you're saying, but of all people she's able to afford getting her clothes tailored to fit her body and lessen the stumpiness effect. But like you said, if she likes how it looks on her, more power to her.

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    JWolfeDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:48pm

    Kanye always looks angry, and Kim always looks vapid. And is that a submission collar on Kim? It would explain a lot. (I don't really think it is.)

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      Dodai StewartJWolfe
      9/25/14 5:52pm

      I think people misconstrue Kanye's resting face as angry, which is not his fault — extensive jaw surgery set it a certain way.

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      DiosabellaJWolfe
      9/25/14 5:58pm

      I'm curious what you think it is about Kim's expression that is vapid? She looks pretty normal to me.

      Just asking so I don't accidentally commit the cardinal sin of femininity and accidentally look vapid.

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    shinada2Dodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:51pm

    I'm pretty sure Kanye is a king, of the House of West, not Prince Kanye of the Wests. Prince/Princess rank isn't majesty! It's highness (sometimes serene). I totally agree that Kim is a princess of the House of Kardashian. Get your titles right, Jezebel! Gosh it's like you don't study the monarchy as obsessively as I do!

    BTW I love her dress.

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      hellomynameishomsarrshinada2
      9/25/14 7:06pm

      King Kanye, of House West, first of his name.

      His wife, Kimberly, of House Kardashian (house motto: To be seen is to be Immortal).

      Their daughter North, destined to rule as Queen of All Directions.

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      CinnamonMochahellomynameishomsarr
      9/25/14 7:37pm

      You guys are AMAZING!

      I enjoyed this so much! hat tip to you both!

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    Kelly FairclothDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:55pm

    Kanye should remake Dune.

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      Cocopop!Kelly Faircloth
      9/25/14 6:55pm

      I'm getting Avatar- The Last Airbender from this

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    crystalskullDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:58pm

    Kim was attacked by that crazy guy who attacked Brad Pitt and America Ferrera going into this show, right? Super scary.

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      Diosabellacrystalskull
      9/25/14 7:11pm

      Really? I hadn't heard about that. Info?

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      crystalskullDiosabella
      9/25/14 7:51pm

      http://www.cbsnews.com/news/kim-karda…

      I know everyone hates Kris, but I feel for her. The fear in her voice is upsetting.

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    bosscheddarDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:44pm

    And Kanye is wearing the Mario Kart Speed Booster Arrow haircut.

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      DMaheubosscheddar
      9/25/14 5:57pm

      If only it made his brain go faster...

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      kerrybosscheddar
      9/25/14 6:05pm

      holy shit omg I'm cackling at your comment. And again I missed the booster lol

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    Kim Jong's AngstDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:44pm

    Poor Kris, nobody told her what the dress up theme was :(

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      virtual_britKim Jong's Angst
      9/25/14 5:48pm

      they left her out.... again.

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      virtual_britKim Jong's Angst
      9/25/14 5:49pm
      GIF
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    KayleeyoncéJayneDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:45pm

    They really do deserve each other, don't they? A perfect match.

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      Dodai StewartKayleeyoncéJayne
      9/25/14 5:48pm

      I agree.

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    bosscheddarDodai Stewart
    9/25/14 5:49pm

    What the heck am I wearing, sweetie?

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      Cocopop!bosscheddar
      9/25/14 6:58pm

      Little Coco (looks at screen): "What's going on with those two?"

      Me: Who are they?

      Little Coco: Kanye West. I don't know who she is.

      Me: What's going on in the picture?

      Little Coco: He just figured out he has boobs?

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