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    stacyinbeanCallie Beusman
    9/25/14 9:37am

    To be somewhat fair, this was not "opening night" it was the the first preview. She still has plenty of time before opening night.

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      PepperSandystacyinbean
      9/25/14 9:45am

      Remembering lines is tough! Especially in a three person show. Godspeed the Plow, Lindsay!

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      ForgotMyLastPasswordstacyinbean
      9/25/14 9:54am

      I actually think that makes a difference. In previews, your text can change from day to day. Granted, this is an established play and not a premiere of new material, but adjustments can still be made. On opening night you're basically set, but in previews your text can still be in major flux, right? Someone who knows theater better, help me out here. Am I totally off base?

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    veronica lodge superfanCallie Beusman
    9/25/14 9:37am

    is that a calf or in fact a FOREARM tattoo? if calf i am v impressed at drake's flexibility/leg strength. if forearm i want to be held in those prayer hands emoji arms.

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      Callie Beusmanveronica lodge superfan
      9/25/14 9:39am

      YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT. It's so early I am just seeing muscular calves everywhere my gaze alights.

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      veronica lodge superfanCallie Beusman
      9/25/14 9:44am

      totally understandable to mistake drake's limbs for other drake limbs because they are in fact just all extensions of his beauty+grace and are thus interchangable

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    Cocopop!Callie Beusman
    9/25/14 9:49am

    I see what you did there, Jay-Z!

    Also, OMG that kid is cute.

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      oldenough2byourmamaCocopop!
      9/25/14 10:38am

      That picture could only be more cute if Bey was wearing a more "summer in Europe" outfit.

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      Never_NudeCocopop!
      9/25/14 10:41am

      I know they're not "regulars," but it's nice to see them doing something us normals do with our kids. Well, I didn't take my kid to see Picasso. When she was in 7th grade we went to Paris and she slept through the Louvre. I think what makes this seem more normal is that Beyonce isn't wearing sky-high heels. Who can do that shit all the time? She's beautiful, Ivy is beautiful and also adorable and also I want a toddler's dress.

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    WillTheyorWon'tThey?Callie Beusman
    9/25/14 11:17am

    Madonna was the first person (because Elizabeth Perkins dropped out) to play Karen on Broadway and she got bad reviews too.

    "Being vacant on the stage requires more effort than it does in real life"

    I suspect the role is cursed.

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      ❄️ Aurora F ❄️WillTheyorWon'tThey?
      9/25/14 11:58am

      Oh my god: "The woman who once called herself a 'boytoy' is hoping they'll start calling her a Broadway star." And then explaining who Madonna is? The 80s were so long ago!

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      WillTheyorWon'tThey?❄️ Aurora F ❄️
      9/25/14 12:06pm

      I know, right? That ET thing is so weird.

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    OddSoulTurnerCallie Beusman
    9/25/14 9:42am

    In all honesty the Wiz/Amber relationship never connected for me. I'm not Kanye's biggest fan, but I always felt like Wiz was a downgrade for her (it's those goddamned face tats *cringe*). But Amber always annoyed me as well for one reason or another. What does she do again? Actress? Model? Singer? Social Networker? Serial Rapper Fucker?

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      Subrina_SavageOddSoulTurner
      9/25/14 9:58am

      Actress? Model? Singer? Social Networker? Serial Rapper Fucker?

      I think all of these apply. Except for singer. Pretty sure girl can't sing. Judging from her relationships look like she's a great actress though.

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      OddSoulTurnerSubrina_Savage
      9/25/14 10:02am

      She may do it all, but the real question is: is she GOOD at any of it (Serial rapper fucking notwithstanding)? Because I get the distinct feeling she's trying to give Kim Kardashian a run for her "no viable talent/famous for scandalous reasons" money.

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    InCaseYouDidn'tKnowTheyCallMeTheJackalCallie Beusman
    9/25/14 10:15am

    LL is in a play with RICHARD SCHIFF AND IS BLOWING HER LINES?

    GIF
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      coolbreezeInCaseYouDidn'tKnowTheyCallMeTheJackal
      9/25/14 1:12pm

      This is just plain wrong. How can one be that close to Toby Zeigler and not be affected by his greatness? Oh, LL.

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    MimiladyCallie Beusman
    9/25/14 11:01am

    WHY does Lindsay have the botoxed upper lip of a 67-year-old who get injections every month? I'm a couple years older than LL and don't have fucking lines there, why did she get botox??? It's horrible, it ages her so much, it actually annoys me that she would do that to herself. Will it kind of fade or is the creepy upper lip look permanent?

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      Seminal ColonMimilady
      9/25/14 11:28am

      It's overdone filler. She got it because she wanted bigger lips. It will fade if she wants to let it; if she doesn't, she'll keep getting top ups.

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      MimiladySeminal Colon
      9/25/14 11:43am

      It looks absolutely horrible, I hope (and doubt) she has the sense to leave it alone eventually.

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    JuventinaCallie Beusman
    9/25/14 9:47am

    One has to ask if Jaden Smith is basically saying he doesn't love her? Because the following sentences are not reeking with truth.

    Hahahaha, Sofia Vergara's marketing is so obvious it's just endearing. Fell in love with her for a perfume? Hahahaha.

    Also, didn't Amber and Whiz just have a kid? Things escalated RAPIDLY.

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      dalilaJuventina
      9/25/14 9:59am

      Didn't she say something once that was like, "I'm so glad I became famous on a tv show, because now I can do my real passion: selling things"? I still don't know if that's a joke or not, and I don't care. I love her Rooms 2 Go commercials.

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      Tammy2Juventina
      9/25/14 12:24pm

      I know! Joe Manganiello is basically just her human prop.

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    sour plumCallie Beusman
    9/25/14 9:43am

    This Dirt Bag is confusing to me, because:
    A. Those calf muscles look like forearms and that whole picture is just confusing and also that 6 is poorly drawn?

    B. When did Blue Ivy become a grown little woman?!

    C. Vin Diesel's face is supposed to be totally smooth and shiny like a baby bottom?!?!! (are those shiny?!)

    at least LiLo never fails to be on point with her fails.

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      Cocopop!sour plum
      9/25/14 9:49am

      Hey, she showed up.

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      A Farce to Be Reckoned Withsour plum
      9/25/14 10:03am

      A: I agree on all accounts, it's weird.

      B: I donno. Babies just magically humaniz

      C: Only if you buff and wax them.

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    KateFaceCallie Beusman
    9/25/14 11:08am

    Kerry Washington, perfect human, cooks huge "Game of Thrones feasts." I hope this does not include that cake filled with live doves; that cake looks dangerous.

    Dammit, Callie, it wasn't a cake, it was a PIE filled with live doves!

    GIF
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      hectorthewellendowedKateFace
      9/25/14 12:13pm

      I want my own Margaery Tyrell, just to carry around in my purse or something.

      So I can pull her out during awkward situations and she can be like "OH LOOK, THE PIE!"

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      vildechayaKateFace
      9/25/14 12:44pm

      Because a dove cake is just ridiculous.

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