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dothedewEnid Shaw
9/22/14 7:57pm
Was probably a give away when everyone who bought a taco with a side of meth just dumped the taco in the trash, because who the hell wants to eat a taco when you are about to use an appetite suppressor like meth.
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  StompingCanarydothedew
  9/22/14 8:04pm
  This type of business model works better with a coffee truck offering prices like $18 for a quarter gram and $2 for a cup of coffee. "Hey I have just enough left over for a cup of coffee!"
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  Mok, the Magic Mandothedew
  9/22/14 8:10pm
  This reminds me of a pizza place in Toronto that got shut down for selling weed. The cops were tipped off by the number of people leaving without pizza.
  
  Which leads one to ask, WHY THE HELL WEREN'T THEY GIVING AWAY SLICES WITH THE WEED? Talk about a way to guarantee repeat customers! Buy a quarter, get a slice? THE PIZZA IS A LOSS LEADER!
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Cam/ronEnid Shaw
9/22/14 7:55pm
At least they use aprons:

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HellephantEnid Shaw
9/22/14 7:57pm
I love methican food.
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KaiFromDogtownEnid Shaw
9/22/14 8:30pm

"The brazenness of this ring was astounding," Suthers told reporters. "For example, customers could literally walk up to a food truck and order a side of meth with their taco."

Hold up - was the side order of meth actually on the menu? Or was it one of those "secret", off-menu items like the McCrepe?
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  bilbobagodonutsKaiFromDogtown
  9/22/14 8:56pm
  There's a McCrepe?
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  KaiFromDogtownbilbobagodonuts
  9/22/14 9:02pm
  It wouldn't be much of a secret menu item if lots of people knew about it, now would it?
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GutbloomEnid Shaw
9/22/14 8:51pm
When I was a teenager there was a deli where you could go and ask for 1/2 ounce and the guy would wrap up a 1/2 ounce of pot in butcher paper and write 1/2 on it with a grease pencil. Back then that cost $20. It didn't last long.
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  doneGutbloom
  9/23/14 3:20am
  I remember there would be halfway decent brown weed from Mexico that was $50 and sometimes $40 an ounce. It was a lot better than dirtweed but it wasn't anything like "ses" or greenbud.
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  Gutbloomdone
  9/23/14 6:04am
  Yes, exactly. We called it "commercial brown" and were always in search of the elusive "four-fingered ounce" (four fingers held sideways against he baggie). We paid $40 for that, $20 a half, a quarter ounce (one finger) was a "dime bag" and half that was a nickel. Pot had changed so much by the time my younger brother was in high school that I couldn't get high anymore. I wasn't smoking pot much, and I would get way too stoned on tiny amounts of pot that he smoked. Louis CK had a funny episode about the oldster phenomenon on his show.
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Ajax55Enid Shaw
9/23/14 10:53am
It's Drug Enforcement Administration, not agency
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  Enid ShawAjax55
  9/23/14 11:08am
  You're right. Fixed it. I had like five meth tacos last night, you'd think I would have gotten that right.
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  Cam/ronEnid Shaw
  9/23/14 1:16pm
  It's actually a pretty common mistake made by journalists.
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ChipdipperEnid Shaw
9/22/14 8:28pm
Wait, I was going to make a pithy and hilarious comment on this, when I noticed that I am STILL IN THE GREYS! Why, Gawker? I've been good. I've posted no torture porn, I have trolled no one and I have been starred at least a couple times on most of my comments.

How must I appease the Gawker Gods? I want to be black again.
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  GutbloomChipdipper
  9/22/14 9:08pm
  You are obviously not familiar the the Denton-Ross stages of gray. You are into stage three: bargaining. We can assume that you have already completed denial and anger. The bad news is that depression is next, because you're stuck here. Maybe I can help you move to acceptance. I want you to know that:
  
  1. Gray is where the lulz are
  
  2. All of the good looking young people are gray
  
  3. They can't take away your gray
  
  4. Rape-gif troll is gray, and he's the biggest celebrity on Gawker
  
  5. If the Queen of England wanted to comment on Gawker she would be gray, and so would her corgis and Prince George
  
  6. Being gray gets you an invite to this year's Nude Coke and Quaalude Party held by the Elusive Doctor A and Radio Free Anna at the Winterland Ballroom, NYC on New Year's Eve (OK, I made that up)
  
  7. There are no gray food restrictions
  
  8. You can contribute to the "Gawker Gray Cookbook" I'm putting together
  
  9. It will be easy to find gray clothes for when we have the "Gray vs. Bold" rat baiting contest at McLoughlin's bear pit in Five Points
  
  10. Aliens dig gray
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  ChipdipperGutbloom
  9/23/14 8:30am
  I can learn to accept my gray status (hell, I've got a head full of gray, so I'm halfway there), but I legitimately don't understand how this works. *sigh, I'm old.
  
  Also I would be happy to contribute to your Gawker Gray Cookbook, but everything I make has liquor as an ingredient. Will that be a problem?
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Mount_PrionEnid Shaw
9/23/14 1:20am

"The brazenness of this ring was astounding,"

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MICROSOFTW0RDEnid Shaw
9/22/14 8:34pm
I've never tried meth. Am I missing out?

Also, is there such thing as meth infused tacos? I know it's possible to work some THC into a taco but..meth? No right?
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cuntybawsEnid Shaw
9/22/14 8:15pm
I've not been as impressed by a fusion of moreish fixes since Glasgow's Ice Cream Wars.
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