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    iElvis is Now Funded by Peter ThielKelly Faircloth
    9/18/14 4:11pm

    This article is not complete without this image.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereiElvis is Now Funded by Peter Thiel
      9/18/14 4:16pm

      Is this Vulvatron?

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      iElvis is Now Funded by Peter ThielJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      9/18/14 4:16pm

      It is indeed.

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    Falcon Depth BrunchKelly Faircloth
    9/18/14 3:52pm

    Vulvatron is probably the best name ever to have been named from the book of named names.

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      usedtobehereKelly Faircloth
      9/18/14 3:57pm

      Awesome! Metal needs more women \m/

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        Ginger Is A Constructusedtobehere
        9/18/14 4:05pm

        Holy fuck, I just realized what that symbol means. You have made my day! \m/ indeed!

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        AikageGinger Is A Construct
        9/18/14 4:09pm

        I believe it's spanish.

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      kind shoeKelly Faircloth
      9/18/14 4:02pm

      My first concert was a Gwar show in a club called "the Abyss". I was in the 6th grade, my dad took me and they wheeled a giant penis on stage and sprayed the crowd with milk. Moral of the story: my dad is awesome.

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        AnonymousCivilPersonKelly Faircloth
        9/18/14 3:52pm
        GIF

        The ONLY time I have ever heard of GWAR was in the Sega Genesis "Beavis and Butthead" game.

        Mike Judge better get checks from those folks on a regular basis.

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          fuckthisfuckthatfuckeverythingAnonymousCivilPerson
          9/18/14 3:57pm
          GIF

          Not as cool as Beavis and Butthead, but goofy nonetheless.

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          CthuEveryoneAnonymousCivilPerson
          9/18/14 4:00pm

          Ummm...other way around? With the checks. ;-)

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        AikageKelly Faircloth
        9/18/14 4:08pm

        I always wanted to go to a GWAR show. I can't believe it never happened, they were like our go to reference of all things awesome when I was in HS.

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          TearsInRainAikage
          9/18/14 8:08pm

          They are SO much ridiculous fun, do it.

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        obsidian05Kelly Faircloth
        9/18/14 3:58pm

        Oh man GWAR is insane. I saw them in concert a few years ago, crazy fun but yeah...set asides all sense of decency or revulsion to bodily fluids if you want to enjoy the show.

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          collierLAobsidian05
          9/18/14 4:21pm

          And don't wear anything you'll want to wear ever again.

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        adultosaur married anna on the astral planeKelly Faircloth
        9/18/14 4:41pm

        slaying dinosaurs

        GIF
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          LibrarianofthegrayKelly Faircloth
          9/18/14 4:11pm

          I pretty much just snorted my Mountain Dew through my nose at "Vulvatron". It was painful but so worth it.

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            BooBearSmashKelly Faircloth
            9/18/14 3:59pm

            Aaaaaaaagggghhhh!!!! Exciting news! So...really...GWAR...for, like, ever, right?! I'll be able to bring my currently hypothetical tween years from now?!

            I'm (possibly) too excited.

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