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    AnonymousCivilPersonKelly Faircloth
    9/18/14 2:19pm

    Man you guys throw a lot of shade at Paltrow. She must have done something specific to one of you. Can't we all just get along?

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      Kelly FairclothAnonymousCivilPerson
      9/18/14 2:22pm

      It's nothing personal! I just find her lack of self-awareness inherently hilarious.

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      boosyurnsyAnonymousCivilPerson
      9/18/14 2:29pm

      I love Gwyneth, but she seems legitimately crazy. (Good crazy, not bad crazy). I like that she's confident and somewhat pretentious, but still kind of a keener or a perfectionist or whatever. It seems like she wants to get an A+, you know?

      And sometimes Gwyneth says something so insanely pretentious, and I'm just like, "But Blythe Danner seems like such a nice lady, and Bruce Paltrow was cool...how did it ever get to this point?" But I do love her, and it's mostly for her insane rich lady foibles.

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    LedaOrTheSwanKelly Faircloth
    9/18/14 3:15pm

    There will be cucumber sandwiches. Some intrepid junior staffers will start a drinking game for each "marvelous" uttered by Goop.

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      Kelly FairclothLedaOrTheSwan
      9/18/14 3:19pm

      Cameron Diaz will play along with the drinking game.

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    Kelly FairclothKelly Faircloth
    9/18/14 2:34pm

    For comparison, here is a real party thrown by Gwyneth for DVF and covered by Vogue.

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      GELLA - LLAPKelly Faircloth
      9/18/14 2:25pm

      Kimye will try by sneak in, but secret service played by Damon and Affleck will kick them out, after which Kanye will go on 5 hours rant on CNN.

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        AnonymousCivilPersonGELLA - LLAP
        9/18/14 2:38pm

        Played by Damon and Affleck

        ONLY if they do Lion Face/Lemon Face

        GIF
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      boosyurnsyKelly Faircloth
      9/18/14 2:17pm

      I do hope her friend William Joel will be able to attend.

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        adultosaur married anna on the astral planeKelly Faircloth
        9/18/14 2:29pm

        uh this isnt fan fiction this is prophecy

        GIF
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          BoxMeowBoxKelly Faircloth
          9/18/14 3:20pm

          Conscious POTUSing.

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