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    $kaycogErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:18am

    I already bought a Christmas gift. Please don't hate me.

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      rollsnideroll$kaycog
      9/16/14 11:27am

      I've bought two. I'm so sorry.

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      thisisamazonman$kaycog
      9/16/14 11:31am

      We don't hate you, $kay. We can't hate you.

      We can be a bit disappointed though. Just a bit.

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    adultosaur married anna on the astral planeErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:37am
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    HEY EVERYONE!!!!! what are you all being for halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!

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      ElChupacabraadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      9/16/14 11:43am

      Someone gave me a fantastic idea but I forgot what it was. I don't think "poor person who died from inadequate health care because my state refused to expand Medicaid" is going to pack enough of a punch, you know?

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      manybellsdownsipsPiglioGriglioadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      9/16/14 11:49am

      I'm going to a local museum's Classic Horror Movie themed party (with flashlight tours of the horror movie exhibit!), so I am recycling the Tippi-Hedren-in-The-Birds costume that I have not yet actually gotten to wear anywhere. Waiting for my new wig to arrive from China.

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    JaneEyre27Erin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:22am

    I haven't even figured out what I'm making for Rosh Hashana dinner yet!

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      Emma GolddiggerJaneEyre27
      9/16/14 11:57am

      Ooh, let's rank Jewish holidays by festiveness!

      1. Sukkot 2. Purim 3. Pesach (the best holiday but not the most festive one) 4. Channukah 5. Lag B'Omer (Jewish Mardi Gras) 6. Shavuot 7. Simchat Torah (it wants to be festive but it's trying too hard) 8. Rosh Hashanah 9. Shmini Atzeret 10. Tu B'Shvat 11. Yom Ha'Atzmaut 12. Yom Kippur 13. Tisha B'Av 14. Yom Ha'Shoah

      Happy Sukkot everybody!

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      easypreezy123JaneEyre27
      9/16/14 12:13pm

      i thought we were contractually obligated to make brisket?

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    Team Rocket GruntErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:19am
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    I will fully support this if it means we can merge Christmas and Halloween into 1 super spooky 4 month long costume wearing, gift giving bonanza.

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      ShellBeeTeam Rocket Grunt
      9/16/14 11:35am

      You are my hero.

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      ILikeThunderstormsTeam Rocket Grunt
      9/16/14 11:38am

      I am in support. Part of the reason I love living in San Francisco is that we have, like, 400 Halloweens throughout the year. There's Folsom for Bondage Halloween, Bay2Breakers for sweaty-while-running Halloween, 4/20 for wearing things with weed plants on them Halloween, actual Halloween...I've never owned so many costume pieces as I do now that I live in SF and it's AWESOME. MORE COSTUMES FOR EVERYONE!

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    captain_spleenErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:12am

    It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

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      rollsniderollcaptain_spleen
      9/16/14 11:22am
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      ondiaccaptain_spleen
      9/16/14 11:30am

      Thank you! It's still too early to put up Halloween decorations how can Christmas stuff be okay?

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    The GaysianErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:18am

    I was worried something like this would happen. Thanksgiving and Halloween have been devoured by Christmas.

    Watch out Labor Day, you're next.

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      BetterLateThanPregnant!The Gaysian
      9/16/14 11:28am

      I can see it now: "Get a jump on your Christmas gift shopping at our midnight Labor Day sale!"

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      The GaysianBetterLateThanPregnant!
      9/16/14 11:30am

      Oh fuck no. That sounds like the stuff of nightmares.

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    SpangarangErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:17am

    As I'm sure you all know, Halloween is the best holiday, and WE ARE NOT SKIPPING IT GODDAMMIT.

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      rollsniderollSpangarang
      9/16/14 11:29am
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      It's the most wonderful time of the year, goddammit!

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeSpangarang
      9/16/14 11:36am

      PREACH IT SPANGARANG.

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    Emma GolddiggerErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:36am

    If I were dictator, I would make a law. From July 8th-15th advertisers are allowed to bombard us with Christmas. "Hey, thrifty people and creeps who are obsessed with Christmas because it's the only thing they have going on in their miserable lives, get your Christmas shit now while it's on sale!" Then, NOTHING until Black Friday. No Baby Jesus, no Grinch, no Santa, no Rudolph. You are allowed to continue talking about Christmas until December 30, at which point you must take all your lights and your tree down and shut the fuck up about it. The rest of the year, if we catch you so much as licking a candy cane or using "partridge" and "pear tree" in the same sentence, we will throw your ass in jail and release you on Black Friday. Does that seem unreasonable, motherfuckers? I'm giving you people almost six weeks to celebrate your special day! Calm down!

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      JustDontStartEmma Golddigger
      9/16/14 11:45am

      we will throw your ass in jail and release you on Black Friday.

      Hopefully in the middle of Walmart.

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      toscatiosEmma Golddigger
      9/16/14 11:46am

      You are too generous. All Christmas shopping should be online online and is limited to buying only for kids, no public decorations/music /general merriment outside of your own home, NO commercials, Christmas trees go up Christmas Eve and come down on the 26th. Give my a bottle of coffee brandy early on the 24th and leave me alone for two days and we're good.

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    DL ThurstonErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:30am

    Soon, we'll all passively accept the fact that the first day of Christmas shopping season is September 11.

    Is there an over/under on what year some store trots out a 9/11 sale, with a side bet of just which store it is?

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      Emma GolddiggerDL Thurston
      9/16/14 11:43am

      Urban Outfitters!

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      ISpeakJiveDL Thurston
      9/16/14 11:49am

      Don't forget your commemorative WTC ornament!

      Seasons greetings, ya terrorists!

      Serious bet, I wouldn't put this past Hobby Lobby.

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    ShellBeeErin Gloria Ryan
    9/16/14 11:17am

    NO. Now is the time I raid Target and Michael's for skulls and fake poison bottles with which to decorate my apartment year round because Halloween is how I ROLL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!

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