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    accordingtoErin Gloria Ryan
    9/08/14 1:39pm

    Aren't sororities always going on about how they are made up of classy, refined young women and so on? And that's their excuse for denying membership to pledges of color? Because they don't meet their impossibly high "standards" of how a sorority lady should be? Really? REALLY?

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      Jan74accordingto
      9/08/14 1:53pm

      No girls of color have been willing to shit on top of coolers, so they clearly don't fit in.

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      MikaylaMaccordingto
      9/08/14 2:10pm

      Classy, refined young women? HAHAHAHA. These are sororities here.

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    Team Rocket GruntErin Gloria Ryan
    9/08/14 1:34pm
    GIF

    "Yep, that's a poop. Ok, I'll take the case."

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      Global BeetTeam Rocket Grunt
      9/08/14 1:38pm

      But if it really were Sherlock, the poop case would lead to an insidious plot to overthrow the British government/world financial system.

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    thisisamazonmanErin Gloria Ryan
    9/08/14 1:34pm

    I am operating on the assumption that MASSIVE AMOUNTS of alcohol are consumed during rush.

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      Sipowitzthisisamazonman
      9/08/14 1:37pm

      The only thing worse than leaving shits around campus would be leaving beer shits around campus... Or baby poop. Baby poop and beer shits are the worst.

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    amommyousErin Gloria Ryan
    9/08/14 1:38pm

    Looked at the picture of poop. WHAT ARE THEY EATING? I really thought it was just a lump of baked beans with some of the baked bean sauce thrown in. I feel like they should be talking to a doctor/dietician/priest or something.

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      kontxesiamommyous
      9/08/14 1:53pm

      I didn't look at the picture, but now I might as well have. :/ Eurgh.

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      amommyouskontxesi
      9/08/14 2:11pm

      Ooops. I apologize. My bewilderment clouded my judgment. Really, though. I still don't understand.

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    DatSarahDoeErin Gloria Ryan
    9/08/14 1:40pm

    #TheCrappening.

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      pherbearErin Gloria Ryan
      9/08/14 2:18pm

      I hope this turns into a reenactment of that one episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "Who Pooped the Bed?"

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        jennastineErin Gloria Ryan
        9/08/14 2:19pm

        We used to call our local chapter of Alpha Phi "Alpha Feces", because one of their sisters got drunk at an event and pooped everywhere in the bathroom, except in the toilet, of a local restaurant.

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          Mr. Ogre of the Atlantic Canadian Ogres, of course.Erin Gloria Ryan
          9/08/14 5:19pm

          I'll just sit and wait for Cracked to disprove this before the end of the week. They seem to like doing that.

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            bilbobagodonutsErin Gloria Ryan
            9/08/14 1:41pm

            ADPi is one of the more effluent sororities.

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              BetterLateThanPregnant!bilbobagodonuts
              9/08/14 1:52pm

              1000 points for Gryffindor!

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            GELLA - LLAPErin Gloria Ryan
            9/08/14 1:42pm

            was Gwenny aka POOPY involved in this case?

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