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    GreatGrouse2Hillary Crosley Coker
    9/05/14 7:23pm

    I'm probably a tasteless lout, but I've never understood the fascination that people have with Hermes bags. I've never found them particularly attractive or interesting. I can't imagine paying upwards of $200,000 for a boring leather rectangle with handles.

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      Betty shooting birdsGreatGrouse2
      9/05/14 7:31pm

      And someone else can't imagine spending over $30K on a car, and someone else would never spend $600 on shoes, and someone else would never collect comic books. Everyone has their thing they like to spend money on, and what is the point of judging?

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      collierLAGreatGrouse2
      9/05/14 7:32pm

      Yeah. A boxy leather rectangle with no flex and no pockets and too-short handles. I'm just as much a sucker for beautiful leather goods in a gorgeous color and texture as the next chick (oh hey Phillip Lim Pashli, what's up), but I need a bag that goes SQUISH.

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    PaintedTrollopHillary Crosley Coker
    9/05/14 10:21pm

    For that much money, you'd think it could be less ugly.

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      ad infinitumPaintedTrollop
      9/05/14 11:17pm

      They're SO fucking ugly. But they're expensive and "exclusive," so shallow rich people absolutely must have them.

      The whole thing reminds me of my boss, a few jobs ago, who bragged that his new company car was a brand new, never-before seen color, Obsidian Black. I asked the difference between Obsidian Black and regular black, and he said, without a trace of irony, "Obsidian Black is MUCH more expensive."

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      Emma Golddiggerad infinitum
      9/06/14 1:05am

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That made my night! Do you have any more stories about that dumbass?

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    adultosaur married anna on the astral planeHillary Crosley Coker
    9/05/14 10:30pm

    yesterday was my bday

    js

    guys js it was my birthday

    a day when gifts happen

    for me

    at me

    birthday

    diamonds.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      9/05/14 11:16pm

      you are still not getting this bag so stop hinting!

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      GreatFrithadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
      9/05/14 11:27pm

      I would if I could but I can't so I won't. Sorry.

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    DrunkExPatWriterHillary Crosley Coker
    9/05/14 7:18pm

    Which makes it more awful/decadent - the blood diamonds or the animal skin?

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      MadPiglet loves West HamDrunkExPatWriter
      9/05/14 7:21pm

      EVERYTHING DIED TO MAKE THIS BAG. I'd say that adds at least $100k to the asking price. DEAD STUFF WOOOOO!

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      DrunkExPatWriterMadPiglet loves West Ham
      9/05/14 7:22pm

      Right? If I was part of the 1 percent I'd ask if they could line it with Kimodo Dragon skin.

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    Emma GolddiggerHillary Crosley Coker
    9/05/14 9:39pm

    Or they could just skin a bunch of starving orphans and make an ugly-ass bag out of that instead.

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      Yoga Nerd, Maybe DeadHillary Crosley Coker
      9/05/14 7:20pm

      Doesn't hold a candle to my fav Hermes.

      I never understood the handbag thing until I saw this beauty.

      Clocking in around $100k.

      Jeez these images are huge. Sorry!

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        ratchedHillary Crosley Coker
        9/05/14 7:45pm

        Only if it comes with a cell phone holder made from the circumcision tissue of angels.

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          KulturVulturHillary Crosley Coker
          9/05/14 7:28pm

          These are used for shopping bags in hell.

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            House Milkshaker of DaftbollocksHillary Crosley Coker
            9/06/14 10:11am

            Fabulous daaaaaaarling. I'll have 10.

            GIF
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              paultoesHillary Crosley Coker
              9/05/14 8:45pm

              My wingtip oxfords were stitched together from hundreds of umbilical stumps and the foreskins of circumcised baby penises. I just love them.

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