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    김치전!Allie Jones
    9/04/14 4:05pm

    No, Ebola won't be epidemic in the US. No, Ebola mortality isn't 90%, and would probably be even lower in a country with health infrastructure as developed as ours.

    Your countdown for when it is safe to try to bang Dr. Kent Brantly is now at 6 days.

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      harsdottir김치전!
      9/04/14 4:42pm

      I have soo much love for this comment, especially since Dr, Brantley IS so erm "bangable"

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      김치전!harsdottir
      9/04/14 4:44pm

      WOULD HIT. Plus, he's super religious, so you know he'd be down for the weird stuff.

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    TraceAllie Jones
    9/04/14 3:56pm

    Can I use this as an excuse to become a hermit? Because I kind of want to become a hermit just reading this.

    (this is seriously terrifying (though unsurprising) news, I won't lie)

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      hamilton nolan's macadamia nutsTrace
      9/04/14 4:14pm

      know that if Ebola does hit the states, it would likely only be in "very small clusters of cases, between one and three."

      How do people like you even manage to go outside?

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      Tracehamilton nolan's macadamia nuts
      9/04/14 4:40pm

      Outside is the worst.

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    bagelsnfoxAllie Jones
    9/04/14 3:55pm

    That's weird, I didn't know "likely" meant "18 percent chance"

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      Taylor Bermanbagelsnfox
      9/04/14 3:57pm

      That was my fault. Long day. It's changed now.

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      fun-with-headcheesebagelsnfox
      9/04/14 4:00pm

      1 in 5 chance is absolutely significant.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAllie Jones
    9/04/14 5:48pm

    There is a 12 percent chance Ebola will mutate into a computer virus and liquify all your porn and Instagrammed pictures of food.

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      ManchuCandidateAllie Jones
      9/04/14 4:00pm

      An optimist would say there is an 82% Ebola won't arrive in US Amercia.

      /Trying to look on the bright side of life while I buy a MOPP-4 suit and prepare my tinfoil helmet to ward off Ebola/

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        Ariel VieraAllie Jones
        9/04/14 4:31pm
        GIF

        That's it! I'm moving to Antarctica.

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          VsusanmoonAriel Viera
          9/04/14 4:40pm

          No no it can be like the movie, Contagion, where we are house bound and where we can peel back Gweneth Paltrow's face for an autopsy because it was all Gweneth's fault.

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          Ariel VieraVsusanmoon
          9/04/14 4:47pm

          Blame it on the Gwen-Gwen-Gweneth

          GIF

          Seriously though, Contagion is terrifying because it could be a reality. Especially since the origin of disease in the movie is alledgedly exactly the same origin as E-bola. I really hope not. 1st world governments have to step-up their game up and throw all the money they got to stop this thing.

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        Jer'Maine MontielAllie Jones
        9/04/14 4:09pm

        dat ebola

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