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    IWASDARTHVADER's death star canteenTracie Egan Morrissey
    9/05/14 3:33pm

    Wait you AND Lindy are leaving??? Is this a mass exodus????

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      IWASDARTHVADER's death star canteenIWASDARTHVADER's death star canteen
      9/05/14 3:35pm
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      i cannot accept this :(

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      carriebwcIWASDARTHVADER's death star canteen
      9/05/14 3:35pm

      Wait, Lindy is leaving too? What is going on? Where is she going? Geez.

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    Erin Gloria RyanTracie Egan Morrissey
    9/05/14 3:35pm

    Tracie, I've loved working with you here and cannot wait to see what you have up your sleeve at your new job with [REDACTED COMPANY]. I'll never forget the time the entire Jezebel staff [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] on your roof and then took [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] while sharing our mutual weird sex fantasies about [REDACTED COWORKER]. I cannot wait to get on a party bus stocked with [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] and take it to New Jersey, where we will all [REDACTED] until [REDACTED HOUR].

    We all [REDACTED] you.

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      Tracie Egan MorrisseyErin Gloria Ryan
      9/05/14 3:47pm
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      Luckier (sometimes Luckless, sometimes Luckiest)Erin Gloria Ryan
      9/05/14 3:56pm

      Best Mad Libs ever. Glad you're still with us, Erin, while stupid Tracie and dumb Lindy leave [kicks rock]. (Jk, love those girls too.)

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    yvanehtniojTracie Egan Morrissey
    9/05/14 3:38pm

    Wow, this is the end of an era. The last tie to the masthead back when I started reading Jez, unless you count commenters who've made their way up to write here and at Gawker. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

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      jigglyballyvanehtnioj
      9/05/14 3:48pm

      Same. I remember being super bummed way back when Moe left.

      I'm an old Jezzy now, I guess.

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      RitaFiresjigglyball
      9/05/14 3:55pm

      Those were the days, I doubt there's many still reading from when Tracie blogged as Slut Machine.

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    Madeleine DaviesTracie Egan Morrissey
    9/05/14 3:53pm
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    Tracie, my heart is breaking and the only thing that will even begin to heal it is riding a stripper bus to NJ with you.

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      Hillary Crosley CokerTracie Egan Morrissey
      9/05/14 4:11pm

      Dear Tracie aka Jeze Barbie,

      I am so sad that you are leaving but I believe you deserve the shortest commute known to (wo)man so I support. BK STAND UP. Since joining this misandry gang, I've grown to love your IDAF attitude, no nonsense advice and fabulous outfits complete with loud ass heels as you stomp through the office. It is literally the best. As we go forward and attempt to learn Mariah Carey news on our own — you're leaving us a particularly difficult time, I mean, M and N are divorcing after all ... God, you're so selfish — I wish you all the happiness and all the hipsterness your fake eyelashes and flawless bangs and buns can handle.

      Here's one a Got 2B Real TBT just for you:

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        Kate DriesTracie Egan Morrissey
        9/05/14 4:07pm

        I think Rob said it best.

        I don't believe it.

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          ISpeakJiveTracie Egan Morrissey
          9/05/14 3:48pm

          I'd rather tell them all privately what they mean to me as we ride on a stripper pole party bus to Medieval Times tonight that Gawker is paying for.

          I WOULD LIKE TO GO ON THIS BUS RIDE PLZ.

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            Erin Gloria RyanISpeakJive
            9/05/14 3:54pm

            It will be extensively Instagrammed.

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            IWASDARTHVADER's death star canteenErin Gloria Ryan
            9/05/14 3:59pm

            Handles???? I need to follow the shit out of this!!!

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          Kat Callahan (鮎川きお)Tracie Egan Morrissey
          9/06/14 11:22am
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          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

          ;_____________________________;

          Thanks for all the inspiration, Tracie. I'm sorry I can't be nearly as amusing as Erin. :/

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            Mark ShrayberTracie Egan Morrissey
            9/05/14 4:24pm

            Bye, Tracie! We'll always have #dicks_jezebel and Prince Eric's pink and fleshy genitals.

            It's been so awesome working with you!

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              JosephFinnTracie Egan Morrissey
              9/05/14 3:37pm

              Best of luck on the new job at Vice, Tracie! Try not to get involved in Sacrament 2!

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                panUNDEADdroid7JosephFinn
                9/05/14 4:06pm

                Whoa, whoa, hold the phone. Was Vice involved with Ti West's The Sacrament? I haven't seen it yet, but I've loved his stuff up to now. Curious what this means...

                But, on topic, TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE LEAVING AT ONCE! :(

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                JosephFinnpanUNDEADdroid7
                9/05/14 4:12pm

                Yep! The main characters are from Vice, going down to check on one of their sisters while also doing a documentary about the cult she's joined (you can probably already see where this is going).

                God, I wanted to like it more. I'm with you on Ti West; I've loved his work and The Inkeepers is easily one of my favorite movies of the last few years, but this one just doesn't quite work for me. The cult leader is a really good quiet performance though.

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