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    GregoireRich Juzwiak
    8/14/14 10:14am

    Which catalog is more racist — Thought Catalog 2014 or Sears Catalog 1920?

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      BBWhatsitGregoire
      8/14/14 10:28am

      That's tougher than I thought it would be, but I'm going to have to go with Thought Catalog.

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      The QueenGregoire
      8/14/14 10:35am

      19p for a bird whistle is a good deal.

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    AdamJohnsonNYCRich Juzwiak
    8/14/14 10:17am

    From his "bio":

    Mark Twain Is The Kanye West Of Literature: Annoying And Overrated

    "Annoying" and "overrated", along with "douchey" and "hater", are insults complete fucking morons throw out when they're allowed, by a far too inclusive and tolerant society, to have an opinion on something or someone. Hey dipshit, saying someone is "annoying and overrated" ISN'T A FUCKING CRITICISM ITS A HOLLOW, SUBJECTIVE ASSERTION THAT IS BORING US ALL.

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      The QueenAdamJohnsonNYC
      8/14/14 10:27am

      I mean, I get that Mark Twain's writing is not for everyone but he is by no means 'overrated'. Put down 'Huck Finn' and read some of his other stuff (i.e. 'Roughing It').

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      ThatsSoGordoAdamJohnsonNYC
      8/14/14 11:22am

      Umm..judging by the way that's written, I don't think it's meant to be critiqued so heavily. Don't get me wrong, this guy is a douche. But this bio excerpt is just a poor attempt at misdirection humor. Nothing more.

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    antisamRich Juzwiak
    8/14/14 10:24am

    The only people who knows are shot or a cop.

    Is this the worst sentence ever written on Thought Catalog? A case could be made!

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      United States Ghostantisam
      8/14/14 12:34pm

      Wow. It's definitely the worst sentence I've read in recent memory.

      On the bright side, that sentence was so hilariously idiotic that it reminded me of Space Ghost's similarly idiotic documentary about sharks. "Why do sharks' heads explode? This is because somethimes a shark's brains and sexual organs are made out of M80s."

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    StenchofaburnerRich Juzwiak
    8/14/14 10:16am

    Let me preface this by saying that I despise Thought Catalog and their specific brand of bullshit. With that said, is there a chance they've been trolled like the time a guy from a bodybuilders forum submitted an article claiming he was "a strong, feminist woman" (any similarities with some known Gawker trolls surely are a mere coincidence). I want to believe they've been trolled again. The alternative is too mind blowing to contemplate.

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      mightyninth (towering in shiny metallic purple armor)Rich Juzwiak
      8/14/14 10:14am

      Their headline should have had a comma after Missouri—small potato, sure, but one more reason to hate them.

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        Ladyologymightyninth (towering in shiny metallic purple armor)
        8/14/14 10:17am

        Really? Because city comma state is more of a convention than a phrase in which the state is a descriptive clause unto itself. Right?

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        RappingNinjamightyninth (towering in shiny metallic purple armor)
        8/14/14 10:18am

        I think this is current AP style - no comma after state in headlines.

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      Andrew MochulskyRich Juzwiak
      8/14/14 10:17am

      Correction: Ferguson, Missouri looks like a Sepultura music video.

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        Archaeyopterix MajorusRich Juzwiak
        8/14/14 10:26am

        "Doing hood rat shit."

        Ok. It's time we singled out this motherfucker. Let's start a list of people who need out of America:

        Kardashians

        Anthony Rogers

        please add to the list in comments

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          mustlovebuttArchaeyopterix Majorus
          8/14/14 10:52am

          Bryan P. Willman

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          ItsaClawWorldArchaeyopterix Majorus
          8/14/14 10:59am

          Justin Bieber

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