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    Pepper PantsRebecca "Burt" Rose
    8/04/14 12:41pm

    The way I read it, they collectively changed their name to Seamonster, like some celebrity couple (Brangelina et al). Like, "Who's coming for the BBQ, Karen?" "Well, Patty and Mike said they would be here, and Seamonster will be running a little bit late."

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      Laney_SaysRebecca "Burt" Rose
      8/04/14 12:49pm

      My husband and I, respectively, have no interest in retaining the last name of our fathers. (I'm very tired; did that sentence make sense? We are not siblings.) I therefore suggested to him that we make up a new last name when we got married. Actually, I wanted to change it to Spaceman. He never quite gave in, and if we ever divorce, I will list that as one of the reasons.

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        AggroPhobiaLaney_Says
        8/05/14 6:43pm

        My ex and I talked somewhat seriously about changing both our middle names to Kickass.

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        Laney_SaysAggroPhobia
        8/05/14 8:42pm

        You should still do it.

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      yoknapatawphacoRebecca "Burt" Rose
      8/04/14 12:59pm

      … I'm sorry, HOW is Anastasia Shortcake not a perfectly legitimate name?

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        Rebecca "Burt" Roseyoknapatawphaco
        8/04/14 4:27pm

        THANK YOU.

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      Cold WomenRebecca "Burt" Rose
      8/04/14 1:43pm

      Just when I gave up on romance all together, Seamonster is pulling me right back in.

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        RobbSnarkLivesRebecca "Burt" Rose
        8/04/14 3:23pm

        "after she finished drinking her afternoon peach schnapps and stopped laughing at me"

        She. sounds. AWESOME.

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          adultosaur married anna on the astral planeRebecca "Burt" Rose
          8/04/14 12:31pm

          APPROVED

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            Esmeralda Fitzmonster, CPLCRebecca "Burt" Rose
            8/04/14 1:33pm

            As a Monster myself, this makes me happy.

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              anniegawker2-electricboogalooRebecca "Burt" Rose
              8/04/14 1:00pm

              "When I was a kid, I wanted my name to be Anastasia Shortcake because I really liked the name "Anastasia" and I had a mad obsession with Strawberry Shortcake and also I was a complete idiot. "

              Are you my long-lost twin? My name actually is Anastasia and I too had a mad obsession with Strawberry Shortcake.

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