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    WhiskeyprayerLindy West
    7/07/14 8:38pm

    I never thought I would defend Victoria Beckham, but if I saw Samuel L. Jackson sitting next to me, I too would probably freeze and be all "Don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd." And then I would open my eyes, and he would be across the room talking to Quentin Tarrentino and I would see him gesture in my direction and lip read the word "spazz." And this is why I would suck at Hollywood parties.

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      HotLips HoulihanWhiskeyprayer
      7/07/14 8:54pm

      Or, given recent super awkward events, maybe her internal debate was more: "Laurence Fishburne? Sam Jackson? Dammit, Vicky, don't guess the wrong black guy, don't guess the wrong black guy..."

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      ChickendancerWhiskeyprayer
      7/07/14 8:55pm

      I think it'd be all I could do to not say "It's mutha fucking Samuel L. Jackson" and/or ask him to swear a few times for me. (And then he's probably be all shut the fuck up, so I'd win either way.)

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    heart_of_pyriteLindy West
    7/07/14 8:55pm

    While Sofia Vergara packs enough hotness to allow for a coupling with even this guy to be described as "disgustingly hot", I just don't understand the headline otherwise. Who IS this guy? Didn't I just see him bumming cigarettes outside QFC?

    In short: WAT.

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      snglepalefemaleheart_of_pyrite
      7/07/14 8:57pm

      Yes, that was an odd picture choice. Try this one on for size.

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      Dr Mrs The Monarchheart_of_pyrite
      7/07/14 9:02pm

      You've been given one better photo option, here's some more:

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    GirlwithNoName64Lindy West
    7/07/14 8:58pm

    Spoiler:

    When I saw Joe Mangianello (aka "Alcide") my legit first thought was "Wait, I thought he was dead!" because I saw him die on True Blood last night. :-| Pray for me people.

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      GELLA - LLAPGirlwithNoName64
      7/07/14 9:08pm

      just found out bad news

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      WellWhatHadHappenWasGirlwithNoName64
      7/07/14 9:28pm

      my hatred for FUCKING SOOKIE STACKHOUSE went into overload:

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    two-turntables-and-a-microphoneLindy West
    7/07/14 8:38pm

    I think that's just Victoria's face.

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      GreyjoysMissingMembertwo-turntables-and-a-microphone
      7/07/14 8:53pm

      Resting Bitch Face affects millions of women

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      two-turntables-and-a-microphoneGreyjoysMissingMember
      7/07/14 9:10pm

      Me included, or so I'm told.

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    Isha AranLindy West
    7/07/14 10:41pm

    Re Posh and SLJ.

    This guy gets it.

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      TabithaIsha Aran
      7/08/14 7:48am

      That's Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent. First cousin of the Queen. He is President of the club that hosts Wimbledon and gives out the trophies.

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    violetpilotLindy West
    7/07/14 9:01pm

    I feel like Hollywood has finally produced a couple whose sex tape I would go through legitimate channels to see. Well done, everyone.

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      jifaner13violetpilot
      7/07/14 9:47pm

      Literal LOL

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    nadaforgretchenwienersLindy West
    7/07/14 8:45pm

    WHen I found out Sofia was dating my "lover" Jo, I was like, I aint even mad...they're too hot for me to even be upset!! Get it girl

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      FIGJAMnadaforgretchenwieners
      7/07/14 10:44pm

      I tried to be outraged because I'm in love with her but then I remembered seeing him on Regis and Kelly and thought he was cool.

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    DevonnaLindy West
    7/07/14 9:06pm

    Between Vergara/Mangianello, Mendes/Gosling, and Bullock/Evans, I am filled with happy couple-feels.

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      jifaner13Devonna
      7/07/14 9:48pm

      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? Chris Evans and Sandra Bullock are together? I must heave this rock off of me and find out more.

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      One Bird MockingDevonna
      7/07/14 9:50pm

      Manganiello and Gosling were both just featured in People's "Hollywood's Hottest Bachelors!" issue. (I, uh, saw it on the newsstand.)

      Don't know when he did the interview for it, but when asked what he's into, looks-wise, Joe is quoted as saying "Girls that do squats. I love a butt. Sofia Vergara, that's it. She's got that Latin thing going. She's got the butt, she's got curves, she's got a beautiful face, beautiful hair, just gorgeous. And she's feisty."

      (I, uh, may have flipped through it on the newsstand as well. And then bought it, brought it home, and pored over all "101 Sexy Single Guys!")

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    Snacky_OnassisLindy West
    7/07/14 8:50pm

    Joe Mangianello is very hot yes, but were those sunglasses put on in photoshop? Are they from baby Gap?

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      yesthesearepajamasSnacky_Onassis
      7/07/14 8:51pm

      YES. I just remarked (to myself, but STILL) that they look like fake emoji sunglasses.

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      ItsnotthebeerSnacky_Onassis
      7/07/14 8:57pm

      They look exactly like the plastic film they give me at the eye doctor when they dilate my eyes. I never though to wear them as actual sunglasses.

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    JayneHannaLindy West
    7/07/14 9:09pm

    Kendall Jenner:

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      LadyBerry83 (aka Santa Clausa)JayneHanna
      7/07/14 9:46pm

      My bae caught me slippin

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