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NomNom83Erin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:47pm
This is similar to what happened in a friend's dorm Freshman year. No one ever caught "The Pooper" brown-handed, but most suspected a classmate who had mentioned her IBS to a few others.

In that case, it was guessed that she couldn't control it, going away to college was exacerbating the problem and shame kept her from, you know, cleaning shit up in the middle of the hallway or from the stall (she had, well, shitty aim).

Whatever the reason, there was a LOT of shit for a couple months there.

So maybe that's what's going on here. I also know third-hand about a guy I graduated with who was... how do I put this... obsessed with poop.
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  LassieLudditeNomNom83
  6/25/14 2:54pm
  doesn't every college have a phantom shitter on it? Sounds like that poor girl's got more going on than run-of-the-mill IBS if she routinely failed to make it to/in the toilet bowl. I hope she got some medical help!
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  NomNom83LassieLuddite
  6/25/14 2:57pm
  I believe she petitioned for, and got, a single with a bathroom by second semester. For a Freshman, that's pretty much impossible without medical need. It's been more than ten years, but I can still remember my friend recounting the horrors of "Well, there was more shit in the hallway/all over the bathroom again today."
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Ginger Is A ConstructErin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:46pm
I wonder if it's the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Somewhat related, I rewatched Ghostbusters recently, I never noticed before but the EPA is totally the villain in that movie. Trying to use all their red tape and policies to shut down the ghost containment! How dare they! Oh 80s movie politics...
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  MouthyFishwifeGinger Is A Construct
  6/25/14 2:53pm
  I saw it last week and thought the same thing!
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  OvdanyakadGinger Is A Construct
  6/25/14 2:57pm
  I like how they took care of business in 80s movies. If it were now there would be a piece of mail sent to the Ghostbusters like "Stop, K? Seriously, Stop" and when it was discovered years later that they never stopped, there would then be a very long, very protracted legal dispute which will constantly be halted by no one having records that date back 20 years.
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GothtoBossErin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:43pm
The mad pooper!

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  Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the SnarkGothtoBoss
  6/25/14 2:49pm
  I checked to see if you can inform people of a pooper in iOS, and the verdict is positive:
  
  At least we cleared that up.
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  ZACHARYWCOXAri Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
  6/25/14 2:54pm
  You should write an article about this phenomenon.
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KorbenDallasBathroomAssErin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:42pm
This is the happiest chocolate soft serve I've ever seen.
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  CornflakeQueenKorbenDallasBathroomAss
  6/25/14 2:44pm
  Why do you want to hurt me korben
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  KorbenDallasBathroomAssCornflakeQueen
  6/25/14 2:52pm
  oh fudge I didn't mean to do that
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rockoutwithyourbockoutErin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:49pm
In our office, we had a series problem with a "rogue bathroom user" on one floor of the building. We are pretty sure it HAD to be someone from another department because when issues were reported (pee everywhere, TP all over the place, poop stuck to the seat) almost no one from our department was in the building but a large number of grad students from the other were. I am convinced it's "Mr. Pee with the door open" (it was a one person restroom with no stall). I once declared "I don't want to see your pee-pee, can you please close the door?" to embarrass the little shit. Another grad student put a sign on the door.

I'm just appalled that someone could not clean up/close the door but I sense it had something to do with a general disrespect for the people he was sharing it with and he may have gotten off on flashing our mainly-female presence on that side of the building.
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  AnnNNrockoutwithyourbockout
  6/25/14 3:38pm
  As my kid said to her classmate who insists on sleeping naked* at preschool "Ewww, I don't want all your penis germs all over".
  
  *I did have a talk with her that unless he's rubbing his dirty privates everywhere, she is safe from penis germs. And I mean dirty as in poo/pee, because most of her class was still learning the art of the butt wipe when this happened.
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  rockoutwithyourbockoutAnnNN
  6/25/14 3:41pm
  I just burst out laughing at the "art of the butt wipe".
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....Erin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:53pm
see also, my money's on THIS guy being the culprit :

GIF

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  AWConn....
  6/25/14 2:59pm
  Are you sure it wasn't this guy?
  
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  ....AWConn
  6/25/14 3:00pm
  Bono IS the crap !!!!!!!!
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....Erin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:50pm
and on a related subject : The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce !

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darlingdalilaErin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:45pm
Let me tell you what. This happens in EVERY office building EVERYWHERE. I know, because I've been the person who gets the "Um, I think someone pooped in the elevator" calls.

I have witnessed a man (lawyer from a fancy schmancy law firm, no less) on security tape actually straight up pooping on a marble lobby floor in a class A high rise in the middle of the morning.

I mean it's not the EPA. But yeah. Corporate America loves smearing shit everywhere.
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  LassieLudditedarlingdalila
  6/25/14 2:57pm
  "code brown. I repeat. We have a code brown. Over."
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  darlingdalilaLassieLuddite
  6/25/14 3:03pm
  This is a thing. I only wish it were "code brown"!
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....Erin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:48pm
Ummmm, ah....

* looks innocent and walks away.....quiclky *
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....Erin Gloria Ryan
6/25/14 2:58pm
and pretty pretty PLEASE, stop using the chocOlate smiling soft serve

image ons yer Fecalphilliac stories !!!!

im all, " hey goddammit, i want Soft Serve " but then i get all " hey

thats GROSS, ewww, SICK ! "

and i dont want soft serve, and then i get confused and haveta lie down .
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