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    Scentless ApprenticeMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 10:31pm

    finding him attractive isn't nearly as personally devastating/confusing/shameful as finding out who this guy is: (spoiler, your shame will not come from finding a hipster sexy)

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      Mark ShrayberScentless Apprentice
      6/19/14 10:33pm

      Stalin?

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      Scentless ApprenticeMark Shrayber
      6/19/14 10:41pm

      my mind is still blown. And really uncomfortable about it.

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    TolkienNegroMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 9:27pm

    Police: Can you describe the robber?

    Victim: I think it was the black guy from a Ralph Lauren ad.

    Police: So like a super hot white guy but black?

    Victim: OMG! Exactly! Oh and if you catch him could you give him my number?

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      bowsercrushesTolkienNegro
      6/19/14 9:33pm

      I'm glad someone mentioned his race so I could add my comment without starting a whole race thread. Is that guy white, or mixed? If he's not mixed, he looks kiND of mixed-ish. Being "exotic" could be part of why people think he's so hot.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZTolkienNegro
      6/19/14 9:45pm

      *tries not to laugh*

      *fails*

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    notthatmuchcheeseMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 8:38pm

    Mark, with your watermelon-chomping guinea pigs and hot felons...you're really working overtime to make us forget that other post of yours which shall not be named, huh?

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      TyrannosaurusBataarnotthatmuchcheese
      6/19/14 8:40pm

      Don't understand what this means. Explain to the casual Jezebel mainpage reader?

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      notthatmuchcheeseTyrannosaurusBataar
      6/19/14 8:42pm

      Enter (euuughhh) at your own risk: http://jezebel.com/heres-the-dang...

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    YeshaMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 8:45pm

    that teardrop means he's killed someone.. I'll pass.

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      DolphinatelyYesha
      6/19/14 9:03pm

      No, it means he got a tattoo.

      Also, the teardrop can also stand for a dead family member.

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      silver_starYesha
      6/19/14 9:05pm

      It's my understanding that there's a lot of meanings behind the teardrop tattoo, from killing someone to having a friend die while you're in prison to being in a gang. From Urban dictionary:

      "the tear drop tattoo has had many different meanings. When they were first worn they meant that the wearer had been incarcerated and or killed someone while in or out of prison. As times have changed however, the teardrop has come to symbolize a friend or fellow gang member or family member that has died while the wearer is incarcerated.

      Now however the teardrop seems to have become a fad, which granted has gotten people in trouble.

      It has also been used as a gang identifier. If it was on the right it meant you were a Crip or part of the Folk Nation, on the left meant Blood or People's Nation."

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    The Real JanelleMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 8:35pm

    Nah, he does nothing for me. It's like he's too beautiful, so he's not.

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      ambitiousThe Real Janelle
      6/19/14 8:57pm

      My friend and I call it "Hot by Numbers." We have a mutual friend who has literally stopped traffic with his handsomeness (in LA, no less) but it's almost like he's too symmetrical or something?

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      UhurarisingThe Real Janelle
      6/19/14 9:07pm

      Nice circular logic you got going there.

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    OroMonroMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 9:09pm

    Not ignoring the obvious criminal tendencies, but he's like the product of Michael Ealy, Kevin Alejandro, and Jesse Williams having a baby.

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      OroMonroOroMonro
      6/19/14 9:10pm

      Fuck, why are my gifs so damn large once published.

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      KorraOroMonro
      6/19/14 9:18pm

      You're the only one complainin' :p

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    DontwalkintimeMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 10:20pm

    Ha my hairdresser knows this guy.

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      Scentless ApprenticeDontwalkintime
      6/19/14 10:25pm

      any info on that tear drop?

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      Rossel? Rosstopher?Dontwalkintime
      6/19/14 10:40pm

      Tell. Us. MORE!!!

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    Jane Eyrerys TargaryenMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 8:32pm

    Not to be funny but it is a real shame. Instead of this life of crime he really could have been a model.

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      Jettgirl24Jane Eyrerys Targaryen
      6/19/14 9:12pm

      EXACTLY what I was thinking. Gorgeous. Bad, bad man... But gorgeous.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsJane Eyrerys Targaryen
      6/19/14 9:15pm

      Wouldn't it be funny if he was 5'4"?

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    ambitiousMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 8:37pm

    I thought I was ready to scroll down. I wasn't ready at all.

    He's like a felonious Medusa.

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      GregSamsaambitious
      6/19/14 8:41pm

      He certainly turned at least a part of my body to stone.

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      beatrixkiddoambitious
      6/19/14 8:41pm

      Yeah where are the "my body's NOT ready" gifs?

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    nullMark Shrayber
    6/19/14 8:35pm
    GIF
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      ambitiousnull
      6/19/14 8:40pm

      Kenya wishes.

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      tarraxinhaambitious
      6/19/14 10:07pm

      Maybe she could pull a Phaedra with this one when he gets out

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