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    SleeptoDreamAleksander Chan
    6/11/14 8:53pm

    It's so hard to comment on this without knowing what kind of salad was offered. Nicoise? Cobb? Caesar? I think the salad ought to have a decent amount of protein. If its just iceberg and carrot shavings, forget it.

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      brick frogSleeptoDream
      6/11/14 9:01pm

      Exactly. Are we talking a Wendy's salad, or is this like a loaded-up Whole Foods salad bar affair? And how long has it been in the car? Are the greens still crisp?

      This is not a thorough police report.

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      thekitchenat401SleeptoDream
      6/11/14 9:01pm

      The protein comes later :::wink wink, nudge nudge:::

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    Aleksander ChanAleksander Chan
    6/11/14 8:55pm

    "A street term for oral sex" THANKS for clearing that up, guys.

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      RussianistAleksander Chan
      6/11/14 9:09pm

      Imagine how they'd write the line if he'd wanted her to toss his salad.

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      Lisi Lokey Aleksander Chan
      6/11/14 9:10pm

      What rock do you live under if you don't know what a blow job is?

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    katerblandAleksander Chan
    6/11/14 8:52pm

    I initially read this as meaning that "salad" is a "street term for oral sex," which is kind of great and is also slang I am putting into practice this very minute.

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      OKTOBERFISTkaterbland
      6/11/14 9:11pm

      'toss your salad' is a prison term for licking someone's as agile but the way this reads is: "I'll suck your dick if you lick my ass."(?) the wording is very confusing for a conversation and concept that is very simple.

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      OKTOBERFISTOKTOBERFIST
      6/11/14 9:28pm

      ('as agile' should be'asshole')

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    nodollarcoinspleaseAleksander Chan
    6/11/14 9:18pm

    So why was the guy arrested? He admitted he had no money so there was definitely not going to be an exchange of cash for sex. Then she says she's hungry and OFFERS to blow him for a salad, he says OK, he gets busted? Seems really unfair to me.

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      Srynersonnodollarcoinsplease
      6/11/14 10:44pm

      Yeah, this probably still technically doesn't rise to the level of true "entrapment," but if I were this guy's public defender I might try an outrageous conduct defense depending on the relevant state case law.

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      AmericanInEgyptSrynerson
      6/12/14 3:04am

      There is an entrapment exemption for solicitation. Police entrapment is completely legal re: prostitution, or else this would far exceed the requirements for entrapment.

      I have no idea why that is, btw.

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    anankeagainAleksander Chan
    6/11/14 9:00pm

    These undercover stings are sometimes sketchy to me anyway, but why can't two people passing on the street trade/share a salad and a blow job? What if you meet someone you like at the park or something?

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      amgarreanankeagain
      6/11/14 9:04pm

      Seriously. How is that even a crime? For me, it is a random Tuesday night date.

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      Russianistanankeagain
      6/11/14 9:11pm

      Followed by a post-coital/post-prandial schmoke-and-a-pancake.

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    SeriousWhimsyAleksander Chan
    6/11/14 8:52pm

    Was it tossed?

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      John BoehnerSeriousWhimsy
      6/11/14 8:56pm

      You win the first 'tossed salad comment' (of so, so, so, SO many more to come) award.

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      SeriousWhimsyJohn Boehner
      6/11/14 8:58pm

      Yeah, as I was hitting Publish I realized it was too obvious a comment to make.

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    KomradKickassAleksander Chan
    6/11/14 8:52pm

    Ahh, I love that they have to define "Blow Job".

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      brachiatorKomradKickass
      6/11/14 9:08pm

      You know the kind of people they have on Jury Duty?

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      the actual bajmahalKomradKickass
      6/11/14 9:14pm

      There are a lot of retirees in Florida. True story — my elderly mother was visiting me during the "year of Lewinsky". While we were watching the news, she commented that she didn't see what the big deal was "... so they were blowing kisses? So what. How is that anyone's business?" at which point, I had to explain to my eighty-something year old mom what a blow job was. Think Edith Bunker — "Oh...oOOhh... OOOhhhh." To her credit, my mom then said that that was even more definitely nobody's business.

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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Aleksander Chan
    6/11/14 8:58pm

    Dear God, let me be arrested for something less pathetic than this.

    In thy name I pray, Amen.

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      CaryGrantLivesAleksander Chan
      6/12/14 12:12am

      i think this is entrapment. Who wouldn't trade a salad for a blowjob? I mean, that's basically like a woman on the street saying "I'll suck your dick" and then arresting you when you say okay.

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        X37.9XXSCaryGrantLives
        6/12/14 4:18am

        These solicitation sweeps have a quota, and the conviction rate does not matter, It is only entrapment if his lawyer pushes it, and I just know that some PD in Daytona is going to do that.

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      Brock SamsaAleksander Chan
      6/11/14 9:42pm

      One of them men busted in the sting. Trying, and failing, to not imagine him getting a blowjob. It's like the old man in Poltergeist 2. Fuck my imagination.

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