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    Aleksander ChanAleksander Chan
    6/02/14 9:19am

    OBVIOUSLY, I immediately thought of this:

    GIF
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      cuntybawsAleksander Chan
      6/02/14 9:25am

      Meanwhile, over at Maserati PR dept, two lithe junior execs are dropping their black balaclavas and gloves into a trash bag and looking forward to a nice little bonus.

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        CKO92Aleksander Chan
        6/02/14 9:30am

        Burglars Rob Miley Cyrus' House and Steal Her Maserati—Then Immediately Return All The Stuff Because They Don't Want To Risk Having Her Crazy Rub Off On Them

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          La.M.Aleksander Chan
          6/02/14 11:34am

          I am miffed that she has a Maserati and I do not.

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            wadeinthewaterAleksander Chan
            6/02/14 9:44am

            Always nice to see her showing off her vagina...no seriously we all get you have a vagina. I have one too and it's nothing to write home about. Would it kill you to put on some goddamn pants once? Maybe?

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              Grim3wadeinthewater
              6/02/14 10:07am

              I am more confused by the backpack.

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              Hornkwadeinthewater
              6/02/14 10:37am

              That's not a vagina.

              People's lack of understanding of a woman's anatomy is funny.

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            rewodAleksander Chan
            6/02/14 9:26am

            All I'm taking away from this news story is that Miley Cyrus lives in The Valley.

            That seems perfect.

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              ACRFilmrewod
              6/02/14 7:45pm

              Seriously, this serves her right really.

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              rewodACRFilm
              6/02/14 9:32pm

              Ha! I'm not sure anyone deserves to have their house broken into, but some people deserve to live in the Valley.

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            TallBFreeAleksander Chan
            6/02/14 9:24am

            I imagine it will be hard to catch them. I hear her car does 185.

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              reggiebushlateralAleksander Chan
              6/02/14 10:03am

              Sex tape released in 1...2...3

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                Chadmacdonald25@hotmail.com reggiebushlateral
                6/03/14 4:06am

                countdown should have been backwards but completely true

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                reggiebushlateralChadmacdonald25@hotmail.com
                6/03/14 11:03am

                You are correct.

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              Sniper GillespieAleksander Chan
              6/03/14 7:27am

              Parental Advisory: This music sucks. Your kids are wasting your money on these tickets.

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                M54B30Aleksander Chan
                6/02/14 9:37am

                probably one of the few things in her house not coated in herpes

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