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    SubstitutionRealityJay Hathaway
    5/28/14 2:27pm

    So what's her positions?
    Politically I mean. There is no irony/snark/sarcasm in this query.

    Also, kinda digging her campaign slogan. Pity wouldn't play well in more rural areas though.

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      rmric0.wedding.photographerSubstitutionReality
      5/28/14 2:41pm

      I don't think you really have to appeal to the rural areas when you're running for mayor of Toronto though.

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      jg51980SubstitutionReality
      5/28/14 2:49pm

      ...and bringing light rail to the suburbs.

      Well, we know she's in favor of a little light railing, to the suburbs.

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    Not A SnortJay Hathaway
    5/28/14 2:28pm

    Just as a point of fact: only one of these two candidates is currently in rehab for a crack addiction, consorts with murderous drug dealers, frequently falls down while inebriated in public and consistently lies to the voters.

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      PostedByGhosts-Not A Snort
      5/28/14 2:31pm

      It's not that she eats dicks for a living that bothers me....

      I'd just never vote for a Blonde.

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      Not A SnortPostedByGhosts-
      5/28/14 2:37pm

      Spoken like a true founder of Snapchat.

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    BingleyJoeJay Hathaway
    5/28/14 3:39pm

    It's not just Nikki Benz (who actually wasn't able to register, by the way — some sort of paperwork issue); we also have a dominatrix running for mayor, as well as a couple of musicians, a clown, a white-supremacist and a high-school student.

    And people wonder how a degenerate like Rob Ford got elected here..

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      Bovine ExcrementBingleyJoe
      5/28/14 4:02pm

      There can only be one Rob Ford. The rest of them just need to run for council positions. Then, we televise the whole thing and call it "The Happy Maple Bunch" — what do you think?

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      BingleyJoeBovine Excrement
      5/28/14 4:15pm

      Hey, that's not bad at all..

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    TheStrategeristJay Hathaway
    5/28/14 2:24pm
    GIF

    Excellent!
    I was hoping the debauchery wasn't at its end!

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      Chamomiles DavisTheStrategerist
      5/28/14 2:33pm

      That's either Kip Dynamite, or the headline writer for the New York Post.

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    GreatfulDeadspinJay Hathaway
    5/28/14 2:23pm

    I'm sure many Torontonians are pulling for her.

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      SmitrosGreatfulDeadspin
      5/28/14 2:31pm

      Or to her, anyway.

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    The secret ingredient is phoneJay Hathaway
    5/28/14 2:22pm
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      LindaThe secret ingredient is phone
      5/28/14 2:32pm

      Hi I'm Brandi Maxxxx, and I want your vote for Pawnee City Council. You might be thinking, what does an adult film star know about politics?

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    ArkJay Hathaway
    5/28/14 2:27pm

    The office of the Mayor has got to be completely irrelevant to the functional governance of Toronto by now. The residents could probably elect a dog and not see a noticeable difference.

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      rmric0.wedding.photographerArk
      5/28/14 2:45pm

      Yes, but imagine the turnout for civic events.

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    Cam/ronJay Hathaway
    5/28/14 2:24pm

    Whatever, Scott Thompson already called for National Masturbation Day in Canada - or at least the Canadian government allowing him to masturbate in public buildings.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsJay Hathaway
      5/28/14 2:49pm

      "A Porn Star is Challenging Rob Ford for the Mayorship of Toronto"

      Why the hell not. . .

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        LiberalsWllGetMadatThisUsrnmeJay Hathaway
        5/28/14 2:24pm

        Welcome to Politics, where the issues don't count and the consequences don't matter

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          Chamomiles DavisLiberalsWllGetMadatThisUsrnme
          5/28/14 2:31pm

          Drew Carey should host the debate.

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