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    EazyPezyMadeleine Davies
    5/27/14 6:44pm

    And yet, still - a tiara. And we wonder why girls grow up looking for Prince Charming.

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      OnlyOneNerveLeftEazyPezy
      5/27/14 6:50pm

      Can't a girl want to grow up to be an engineer and want to wear a tiara as well?

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      AKWhitneyOnlyOneNerveLeft
      5/27/14 6:52pm

      Seriously. Multi-tasking!

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    Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the SnarkMadeleine Davies
    5/27/14 6:49pm

    "We have invented a robot that will both bake samoas and guilt people at the train station into buying them. We will effectively end all productivity in the world, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

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      two-turntables-and-a-microphoneAri Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
      5/27/14 6:57pm

      Ughhhh… what kind of people need to be guilted into buying samoas? I think you mean this lemon cookie pieces of shit.

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      SneakysAri Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
      5/27/14 7:08pm

      I am absurdly happy that a Brownie troop submitted a science project. Girl Scouts are the best :)

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    Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the SnarkMadeleine Davies
    5/27/14 6:46pm

    "You see, Mr. President, we use these foam things to hit cancer patients with foam things, thereby beating the cancer out of them. It's science!"

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      usedtobehereAri Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
      5/28/14 10:31am

      If that's the case, maybe I really can turn my LARP hobby into a profitable career :P

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      Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snarkusedtobehere
      5/28/14 12:44pm

      You could be saving lives!

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    SpicyHatMadeleine Davies
    5/27/14 6:44pm

    I feel really bad about my super-procrastinated sprouting potato science fair project now... But now I'm getting a PhD in physics, so I guess I was just a late bloomer.

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      Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the SnarkSpicyHat
      5/27/14 6:53pm

      You sorta made up for it. We'll let it slide... this time.

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    Cannikin_MK3Madeleine Davies
    5/27/14 9:05pm

    First the President bows to foreign leaders, now he puts himself at eye level with little girls. How much farther will the Kenyan in Chief go to weaken the image of America?

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      Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the SnarkMadeleine Davies
      5/27/14 6:47pm

      "...and that's when VTEC kicks in, yo."

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        kaymbAri Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
        5/27/14 9:55pm

        I think I love you...hahaha.

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      DecadentDegenerateMadeleine Davies
      5/27/14 8:51pm

      Tiaras? Scout troop? SCIENCE?

      The future generation has given me hope.

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        EldritchMadeleine Davies
        5/27/14 7:41pm

        I love that the White House has a science fair. We should be focused on science in this country. This is awesome!

        Now, Mr. President, let's discuss NASA's budget...

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