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    matt.maraDayna Evans
    5/25/14 1:08pm

    A list—since I love lists (don't you?):

    1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were married some weeks ago, in California. This "wedding" was just a showpiece for their "celebrity" friends.

    2. I love Firenze. And I really want to visit there. But that city should have had more intelligence than to allow two brain-dead idiots to gather with even more brain-dead idiots for what is basically a photo shoot.

    3. Jayden Smith looks like crap.

    4. Actually, with that look in the second pic, he looks like he's taking a crap. (Remember, honey—skidmarks aren't attractive, especially on white.)

    5. I am conflicted. On one hand, feel sorry for Will Smith for having to deal with this little shit and his sister whatever-the-hell-her-name-is. (Is it Cypress? Or Pine? Some kind of wood...) On the other hand, he and his wife raised these two mewling infants, so it is their own fault.

    6. Remind me why we can't dump some good ol' fashioned napalm on the locations these idiots live? All this stupidity is getting to me.

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      QuangoQuangomatt.mara
      5/25/14 1:13pm

      Florence is basically an American settlement. Every person you will meet on the street is an American student or tourist. So, a bunch of rich celebrities from the States celebrating their nuptials is hardly going to seem out of the ordinary.

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      isner-mahutmatt.mara
      5/25/14 1:18pm

      Counterpoint (I like lists too!):

      1. So what if the legal part happened elsewhere? A wedding is about declaring your love in the presence of your friends and family. Many people do courthouse weddings and then big parties at a time/place convenient for revelry.

      2. We call it Florence. To go with the Italian spelling is exactly the irritating arriviste attitude that makes the Karda-klan so awful. Also, the city has always been mercenary as fuck and for thousands of years would do anything for anyone with lots of money.

      3. Agreed. WTF is his deal?

      4. Plumbing in medieval fortresses can be shady, so possible.

      5. I blame Scientology + Affluenza

      6. And yet...

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    Dayna EvansDayna Evans
    5/25/14 12:24pm

    And yes, that's Joe Francis.

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      TheSmokingBastardDayna Evans
      5/25/14 12:26pm

      Joe Francis is creepy on so many levels.

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      DuchessMargueriteAddlebottomTheSmokingBastard
      5/25/14 12:34pm

      Maybe they'll deny him recently at customs...

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    ThatsTheBoonesTalkingDayna Evans
    5/25/14 12:30pm

    The Smiths annoy me, by allowing their children to be annoying, publicly.

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      NardcoreThatsTheBoonesTalking
      5/25/14 12:38pm

      The Smiths are awesome! Go back and listen to Louder Than Bombs, then we'll talk.

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      imsillywillyThatsTheBoonesTalking
      5/25/14 12:39pm

      And if Will doesn't think this has affected his boxoffice, I've got a bridge to sell...

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    Shut Up!Dayna Evans
    5/25/14 12:52pm

    Theme wedding. Nothing bizarre about that in the least...

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendShut Up!
      5/25/14 1:07pm

      Better than Sean Parker's theme of ruining a forest.

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      Shut Up!cheerful_exgirlfriend
      5/25/14 1:11pm

      Ruining a forest is definitely worse than ruining an historic palace...

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    Capt Hawkeye FierceDayna Evans
    5/25/14 2:15pm

    Is it me or is Joe Francis' face a face made for punching?

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      SktroopCapt Hawkeye Fierce
      5/25/14 2:26pm

      target for a shovel

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      Capt Hawkeye FierceSktroop
      5/25/14 11:04pm

      This is where I go in my head...

      GIF
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    ineverremembermyburnerDayna Evans
    5/25/14 2:08pm

    Holy crap does this guy have 'soulless doll' eyes. Literally nothing is going on behind the retinas.

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      Alexander_Crouton-Skitchineverremembermyburner
      5/25/14 4:42pm

      It is seriously the most frightening picture of living death.

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      MWarnerMineverremembermyburner
      5/25/14 10:42pm

      Personally I find his frog mouth far creepier.

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    PrayForDentonDayna Evans
    5/25/14 12:22pm

    How pissed must Kimye be that their wedding this weekend was overshadowed by a crazy murder spree?

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      imsillywillyPrayForDenton
      5/25/14 12:33pm

      I know, I mentioned it too..they just had the best wedding of all time.

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      DMaheuPrayForDenton
      5/25/14 12:42pm

      Yes and he was killing for his lack of sex and recognition. It's like Kimye conjured up a little honeymoon demon, and from the other side of the earth no less. That's some bad juju right there.

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    blue-haired_lawyerDayna Evans
    5/25/14 12:26pm

    Why is the guy on the left giving me a small tingle of recognition? As if something kind of disgusting has happened somewhere? Is this what a small disturbance in the Force feels like?

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      John Boehnerblue-haired_lawyer
      5/25/14 12:58pm

      I think he's a woman-empowering pacifist of some sort, but I can't recall where I've seen him, either.

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      juniperjonesblue-haired_lawyer
      5/25/14 1:03pm

      He is "Girls Gone Wild" co-creator, tax evader, convicted abuser of women, and plastic surgery afficionado Joe Francis.

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    elephantaDayna Evans
    5/25/14 12:55pm

    Gross!

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      ConnieMilliganelephanta
      5/25/14 1:28pm

      Serious crazy eyes.

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      BlakeMartinelephanta
      5/25/14 2:09pm

      Crazy eyes and forced smile attempt

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    TheSmokingBastardDayna Evans
    5/25/14 12:28pm

    On another note, why the fuck is this kid so crazy?

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      hadoukenTheSmokingBastard
      5/25/14 12:30pm

      Batshit crazy.

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      PrayForDentonTheSmokingBastard
      5/25/14 12:31pm

      Scientology and deeply closeted parents.

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