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    ohgodthisagainDayna Evans
    5/24/14 5:05pm

    I'd be more inclined to find this "cute" or "adorable" if it didn't appear on the heels of some guy having killed a bunch of women because he "never had a girlfriend." Yeah, by all means let's gather 'round and talk about how cute it is that a kid this young is made to think it's normal, attention-worthy, and adorable to talk about how many girlfriends he has.

    Yeah, yeah, I'm a jerk and humorless. Ask me if I care. : |

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      saucissonohgodthisagain
      5/24/14 5:07pm

      In fairness, being able to pull three girls when you're only five speaks to some world-class game and merits at least a little bit of attention.

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      Stetsonless Süspęçt and 6 othersohgodthisagain
      5/24/14 5:08pm

      How much does ohgodthisagain care?

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    GregSamsaDayna Evans
    5/24/14 5:04pm

    Girlfriends, if your man is sitting around talking to his mommy about giving one of you up, that is a DEAL BREAKER. All three of you should drop this guy and make plans to attend Sarah Lawrence after graduation.

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      BrotherFromAnotherMotherGregSamsa
      5/24/14 5:07pm
      GIF
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      avagavinGregSamsa
      5/24/14 5:09pm

      He's just not that into two.

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    DirtyDopplegangerDayna Evans
    5/24/14 5:07pm

    Dick move by Mom there. What if the girls didn't know about each other? I am predicting some awkwardness when all three get together to confront him.

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      GregSamsaDirtyDoppleganger
      5/24/14 5:16pm

      Seriously. No cock-block is worse than mom-instigated cock-block.

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      Burt_Tallet DirtyDoppleganger
      5/24/14 5:19pm

      Pre-school is going to suck on Monday.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsDayna Evans
    5/24/14 5:05pm

    I am pretty sure this is the video that drove Elliot Rodger over the edge.

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      avagavin99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      5/24/14 5:10pm

      Damnit, I was trying to think of a hilarious but notoffensive Elliot Rodger joke, and you have beaten me to it. +3 girlfriends

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      Jane, you ignorant slut.99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      5/24/14 5:34pm

      I'm evil for laughing at this, but I comfort myself with the fact that you're more evil for posting it.

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    GrumpyEagleDayna Evans
    5/24/14 5:37pm

    Ugh. The tragi-cutesy ying and yang we put our kids through: little girls are conditioned to want princessy pink at all times (even on their damn soccer cleats) and little boys are congratulated for being aspiring horndogs.

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      Zelda PinwheelGrumpyEagle
      5/25/14 10:50am

      We are expecting, and avoiding gendered bullshit-bullshit on baby items is infuriatingly difficult. The indoctrination begins at birth and becomes a relentless drone.

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      GrumpyEagleZelda Pinwheel
      5/25/14 3:31pm

      True that - my son wanted an EasyBake oven one year, and finding one that was not in an obnoxious shade of pink wasn't easy - the closest I got was one in grey with purple and blue accents. And I really, really hate pink anyway (seriously - if I ever get breast cancer and someone gives me pink shit, I'm going to throw it right back at them.)

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    Johnny ChundersDayna Evans
    5/24/14 5:03pm

    It's hard out there for a pimp.

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      Icecold DavisDayna Evans
      5/24/14 5:07pm

      There really needs to be a chapter in the parents handbook about shooting video, or taking pics, in portrait mode. It is costing them serious cuteness points and FB likes.

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        kobayashimaroonIcecold Davis
        5/24/14 5:29pm

        Agreed. The state should remove this child for his safety.

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      Bitch PuddingDayna Evans
      5/24/14 5:19pm

      What the boy needs:

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        Johnny ChundersBitch Pudding
        5/24/14 5:28pm

        Looks like boilerplate to me.

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      avagavinDayna Evans
      5/24/14 5:07pm

      "I wish I was four again," said the voice of our generation.

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        Burt_Tallet Dayna Evans
        5/24/14 5:02pm

        Stress? You don't know the half of it!

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