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kathotdogCaity Weaver
5/16/14 7:00pm
I needed to balance my energies yesterday. I was mean as fuck, all day long. Just bonkers for no reason that I could comprehend. The nurse lady at the drs asked if I was OK, that I looked irritated, I replied: no, this is just my face.
I could not be fine with anything that was happening around me. And I knew that my behavior was irrational, but I couldn't stop.

When my day was over, tasks done, cats fed, I took a muscle relaxer and went to bed.

I feel so much better today.

Less Orgonite, More Flexeril
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  Xylokathotdog
  5/16/14 7:36pm
  Aww, me too. With Ativan.
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  benjaminalloverXylo
  5/17/14 8:57am
  Ativan? That stuff makes me craaaa-zaaaaay. I took one once, went on a 4 day vision-quest from which I didn't think I'd return. "Sensory disintegration" they call it; none of the noises matched up with the colors and when I walked I went backwards in time just a few feet. I developed a thick retarded accent and I couldn't figure out how to chew food anymore so I was swallowing things whole. I called my ex-boyfriend, and he said, "you better come over and stay on my couch tonight" but I could not cross the street; it was like jumping into double-dutch. The snow under my boots was crunching so loudly that I just plugged my ears and cried for a while, stuck there in the cold night while the whole world careened around me at nauseating speeds and trajectories. My friend found me eventually, and he said, "not to be rude, but your eyes are too far open and you're kind of snoring a bit."
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Jordan SargentCaity Weaver
5/17/14 12:19am
At this point Jaden Smith is indisputably the most hilarious person on Earth.
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Mount_PrionCaity Weaver
5/16/14 5:50pm
Burying bits of metal near cell phone towers is significantly more scientific than burying souls near space volcanoes.

So this is probably a step in the right direction.
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  Rodney64Mount_Prion
  5/16/14 7:31pm
  I would prefer they bury themselves near a cell phone tower. Failing that, some civic minded citizen would do that along with any other useless offspring of overrated celebrities before they have a chance to dumb down the population with inevitable bullshit projects they don't even have to try to launch, unlike script writers and artists who actually have talent. THAT WOULD BE A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. In a just society, the biggest problem that civic minded citizen would face is how to spend the reward money.
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  kindergoth sissygeekMount_Prion
  5/16/14 7:56pm
  So! they're basing a "new" belief system on the contention that cellphone signals and other electromagnetic transmissions are harmful. Great that they're demonstrating creativity and initiative, even if the most-significant outcome appears to be a revival of '70s "Pyramid Power."
  
  What I wonder? Are any among them so firmly dedicated to their anti-tech woo—i.e. this harmful radiation exists, and their homemade trinkets are blocking it—that they'll take the next (and obvious) step: getting rid of all their cellphones, wireless modems and set-top boxes.
  
  ETA: More (I suspect) will sell their wares on etsy.com, with the profits dedicated to purchasing the latest iPhone. I'll admit, I can recognize how that sort of circularity could be appealing.
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BestAtNothingCaity Weaver
5/16/14 6:41pm
This. This is what happens when you're born into wealth. This is what happens when you don't get an opportunity to develop real character. You make space crystals out of stuff you bought from home depot and smell books all day. Nevermind investing your fame and fortune into philanthropic activities. Just make your hockey pucks and smell your fucking books.

Yes I mad.
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  Cherith CutestoryBestAtNothing
  5/16/14 7:07pm
  Eh, I was born poor and I don't have any character either. Some people just suck.
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  Bbaker626BestAtNothing
  5/16/14 8:06pm
  Or teenagers are weird in general? At their age it is completely natural to explore, experiment and embrace alternative ideas. And investing? For gods sake, they're not even legal yet. I'm sure their parents ( the Smiths, at least) are raising them just fine. Give them a break.
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canamrockCaity Weaver
5/16/14 6:00pm
Aliens.
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  A Center For Auntscanamrock
  5/16/14 6:08pm
  uncanny. we need a comparison 'shop.
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  canamrockA Center For Aunts
  5/16/14 6:14pm
  If only the Jenner girl wasn't there... alternatively, it could be "Invisible Corn Cob".
  
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krillovillopCaity Weaver
5/16/14 6:00pm
When you don't go to school or work, you can find time for vapid shit like this.
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  Russianistkrillovillop
  5/16/14 6:57pm
  I understand why Jaden Smith isn't in school, what with his parents forcing his untalented self on the studios. But as far as I know (which isn't very far, I'll admit) the Jenner kid isn't "working" on her family's reality show as a featured player, so why isn't she in school?
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  kindergoth sissygeekkrillovillop
  5/16/14 8:12pm
  Google "orgonite," then click on Image, then "For Sale." This thing is huge and growing. It's only because the news sources are Radar and Gawker that we're seeing a focus on celebrity offspring.
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Barada_nikto_byotchCaity Weaver
5/16/14 6:12pm
Damn, anytime I hear of Jaden Smith, I can't help but think Luke Perry wrinkle forehead...

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  RussianistBarada_nikto_byotch
  5/16/14 6:52pm
  What makes it sadder was that Luke Perry was a hard-living guy in his mid-20s playing a teenager, while Jaden Smith is actually 15.
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  wubalubadubstepRussianist
  5/17/14 2:43am
  Jaden Smith is actually an imperfect clone of Will Smith.
  
  This is the only rational explanation for his rapid aging and complete lack of charisma/box office draw.
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apeshapedmanreturnsCaity Weaver
5/16/14 5:52pm
Crystals are bullshit! Everyone knows you balance Gaia's energies with tin foil hats and coffee enemas.
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Bichon60Caity Weaver
5/16/14 5:55pm
It's a poor substitute for parents and education, but it's a start.
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  AshisyouBichon60
  5/16/14 6:05pm
  But, its not a start.
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  RauncholaBichon60
  5/16/14 6:17pm
  They have parents and I'm pretty sure they're getting fine book learnings. This is all silly, I agree, but they are teens; who wasn't a fan of an "unusual" subculture or niche hobby?
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formetopooponCaity Weaver
5/16/14 6:19pm
that thing about babies being intelligent is an old native american idea that we're born omniscient, and actually become stupid as we acquire what we believe to be knowledge. also, this orgonite shit is most likely just a way to sell junk to stupid rich kids. but hey, we were all dumbass kids at some point. at least they're not drag racing or pissing in mop buckets.
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  Chris Wayneformetopoopon
  5/16/14 6:27pm
  at least they're not drag racing or pissing in mop buckets.
  
  Damn, so like your teenage years were pretty badass.
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  psychomagnetChris Wayne
  5/16/14 6:35pm
  To be fair, it sounds like it occurred around the late 40's or early 50's.
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