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    liz.lemonadeTaylor Berman
    5/09/14 12:42pm

    When does this guy actually do any work? I'm serious. I know that Mayor is largely a ceremonial position in most cities, but it is still Ford's full-time job. So when does he actually DO that job?

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      thebunkliz.lemonade
      5/09/14 12:44pm

      He doesn't. The council stripped him of all of his powers, because they couldn't kick him out of office. This is his job now.

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      DoctorNineliz.lemonade
      5/09/14 12:46pm

      Hookers and blow. Full time.

      Hey, it worked for Marion Barry and Kwame Kilpatrick.

      Give a Canadian a break over here. He's trying to get his game on.

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    DuffinTaylor Berman
    5/09/14 1:03pm

    Rehab is like football camp? Sounds like a hoot, maybe I'll go get addicted to a narcotic so I can go to rehab.

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      buonragazzoDuffin
      5/09/14 1:17pm

      He's filthy rich. Probably going to the deluxe rehab featuring steam rooms and nature trails, not the court-ordered rehab featuring plastic mattresses and Nurse Ratched.

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      Duffinbuonragazzo
      5/09/14 1:24pm

      Hm, true. I'd probably end up in a rehab like a backwoods football camp...one where their goalpost is two metal trashcans and the ball is actually a basketball they also use for the basketball camp because they can't afford a real football.

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    woorijipTaylor Berman
    5/09/14 12:44pm

    This is actually why most people love him. Didn't Christ fall while carrying the cross?

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      Missy Pantswoorijip
      5/09/14 12:52pm

      ... did you just compare Rob Ford to Jesus? Really?

      Doug is that you?

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      KaiFromDogtownwoorijip
      5/09/14 1:01pm

      Americans looks into the heart of Rob Ford and they see themselves. Incredibly overweight and addicted to crack.

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    Joseph J. Jackerton, Jr.Taylor Berman
    5/09/14 12:43pm

    Part of me would like to hire Rob Ford for my child's next birthday party.

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      IAmNotADamnWriterJoseph J. Jackerton, Jr.
      5/09/14 3:26pm

      Here's why the other parts of you would object ...

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    Not A SnortTaylor Berman
    5/09/14 12:42pm

    I have it on good authority that Rob Ford is under the continuous care of three highly trained medical professionals, who are colloquially known as "bartender," "waitress," and "dude...duuuuude."

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      meatwadfNot A Snort
      5/09/14 12:44pm

      Man, I wish I were Canadian just so I could have the chance to party with this guy.

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      em_pdNot A Snort
      5/09/14 1:02pm

      And "Bro" is waiting in the wings should any of these three saints need a break.

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    cuntybawsTaylor Berman
    5/09/14 1:10pm

    And yet no-one was standing close by with that Bieber lad, waiting to slide him into the strike zone between punches. Come ON, Canada.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsTaylor Berman
      5/09/14 1:59pm

      Jack, sweetheart Jack.

      Now that is a man who is in love with booze.

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        IvrinielTaylor Berman
        5/09/14 1:53pm

        "FORD: I'm nodding here. I'm in f—-ing divorce and going to the f—-ing doghouse and going in a hotel. "

        Now that's an interesting tidbit. I hope it is true that Renata Ford is leaving him, for her own sake as well as that of their children.

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          mrsfinchIvriniel
          5/09/14 7:28pm

          What we need in this town is a FREE RENATA t-shirt. Proceeds go to getting Mrs Ford and the kids the hell outta Dodge.

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          Ivrinielmrsfinch
          5/09/14 7:53pm

          Honestly, I think everyone should just leave the poor woman alone. The one time she came out into the public eye, during Rob's post "I have plenty to eat at home" press conference, she looked like she just wanted the Earth to open and swallow her whole.

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        Vic-and-the-AkersTaylor Berman
        5/09/14 1:07pm

        Oh, shit. The James Taylor nearly killed me.

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          patnovakTaylor Berman
          5/09/14 12:40pm

          After news of the second crack video broke, Ford reportedly checked into an unnamed rehab center, where, according to his brother Doug, is totally not Doug's house.

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