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    kangararaGabrielle Bluestone
    5/04/14 8:10pm

    "You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy." - C.M. Burns

    http://www.snpp.com/episodes/7F22.…

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      branchmanglerGabrielle Bluestone
      5/04/14 8:28pm

      Why have no effects been documented with blood transfusions between humans, then?

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        Gabrielle Bluestonebranchmangler
        5/04/14 8:44pm

        Apparently because the age of the blood donor isn't tracked at this time.

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        foufoucaultbranchmangler
        5/04/14 8:48pm

        I don't know but I would think that if you need a blood transfusion you're already feeling so bad that the return to normal would be good enough?

        But who cares about that... Did you read the link? Gruesome and I'm sure the plot of a horror film. From the NY Times.

        In the 1950s, Clive M. McCay of Cornell University and his colleagues tested the notion by delivering the blood of young rats into old ones. To do so, they joined rats in pairs by stitching together the skin on their flanks. After this procedure, called parabiosis, blood vessels grew and joined the rats' circulatory systems. The blood from the young rat flowed into the old one, and vice versa.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsGabrielle Bluestone
      5/04/14 8:14pm

      Countess Bathory had it all figured out.

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        HBhyaena99Telep☺dpr☹blems
        5/04/14 8:35pm

        Fak, someone beat me.

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        Queen of BithyniaHBhyaena
        5/04/14 8:49pm

        And me. :-(

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      MarcabExpatGabrielle Bluestone
      5/04/14 8:01pm

      "Yeah, we know, we know."

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        FargonautMarcabExpat
        5/04/14 8:11pm

        Sookie...

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        GangstaSpectreOfDefeatFargonaut
        5/04/14 8:23pm

        On a somewhat related note, I hope Bill gets the true death in the finale season.

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      smitros002Gabrielle Bluestone
      5/04/14 8:02pm

      Does this mean I should stop drinking 18-year-old Scotch?

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        HarryPootersmitros002
        5/04/14 8:07pm

        Nope. I do it to always feel 18 years old.

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        deadkittenssmitros002
        5/04/14 8:14pm

        Don't be ridiculous. It means that you should also start drinking 8 year olds.

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      The Other TheronGabrielle Bluestone
      5/04/14 8:24pm

      Oh great. We're all going to be vampires.

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        the actual bajmahalThe Other Theron
        5/04/14 8:37pm

        No. Some of us will be vampires. Some of us will be victims.

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        The Other Theronthe actual bajmahal
        5/04/14 9:31pm

        I think I qualify as "not-young," so yay me.

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      toothpetardGabrielle Bluestone
      5/04/14 8:09pm

      Finally, merka will care for its youth again.

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        BrotherFromAnotherMotherGabrielle Bluestone
        5/04/14 8:26pm

        Well, looks like Madame LaLaurie knew better than we thought.

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          coupdepoignardBrotherFromAnotherMother
          5/04/14 9:02pm

          We'll be breeding slaves solely for this purpose in the quasi-near dystopian future

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          OnyxBlackmanBrotherFromAnotherMother
          5/04/14 11:53pm

          There's a name I like to see before bed.

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        trichobezzyGabrielle Bluestone
        5/04/14 8:46pm

        Hey, any of you unemployed youths interested in making a little money with minimal effort? Asking for a friend.

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          AyeCaptaintrichobezzy
          5/04/14 9:34pm

          I think Dead Kittens is offering money and blowjobs. Your friend is gonna have to up their game and download the new Bloodify App. It's a market demand based app that helps you find a range of blood buddies in your area that fit your monetary, health, ethnic and voting preferences.

          It's developed by the same folks who created the FilipinoKidney, FrontalLobe and 3rdworldLiver Apps so you know you can trust 'em.

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          Kuollut KarhuAyeCaptain
          5/05/14 2:22am

          Bleedr.

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        Queen of BithyniaGabrielle Bluestone
        5/04/14 8:47pm

        So there's more to it than just putting my dick in pretty young things?

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