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    ClioKelly Conaboy
    4/05/14 4:30pm

    Also on deck, The Little Rascals:











    The Sandlot:

    And Say Anything:

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      redeyeClio
      4/05/14 4:38pm

      +100 no wait, make that +200 stars.

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    KeisertrollKelly Conaboy
    4/05/14 4:30pm

    Which problematic former NFL player will fill the shoes of the late John Matuszak?

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      JohhnyUtahsHeismanKeisertroll
      4/05/14 5:10pm

      Bill Romanowski. No makeup needed

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      ProstituteIsObviousKeisertroll
      4/05/14 5:16pm

      Payton Manning's head is already shaped perfectly for that role.

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    jaketoobad-Kelly Conaboy
    4/05/14 5:12pm

    No. just, No.

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      JohnMcClanesSmirkjaketoobad-
      4/05/14 7:45pm

      Yes?

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    happyburnercharliebrownKelly Conaboy
    4/05/14 4:30pm

    Goonies 2: Electric Goonaloo

    One-Eyed Willy's back, and he brought the freshest moves with him.

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      Hatless Süspęçt and 6 othersKelly Conaboy
      4/05/14 4:54pm

      Assuming this time around they would be losing the house due to a subprime mortgage and Chunk would be dead from early onset diabetes.

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        dpeters11Hatless Süspęçt and 6 others
        4/05/14 8:59pm

        Funny thing is, at least on his law firm page, Chunk actually looks pretty good.

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      Cpr196Kelly Conaboy
      4/05/14 4:33pm

      I mean... nostalgia is cool and all but that movie is shite, if you featured the original cast they would all be in their mid-late 30's, and it's a kids film, that no kid is gonna wanna see(animation is the way now), if you wanna tap into a gen's nostalgia base the film off the lives off those who went to see it first(Andy in Toy Story going to college for instance), like, it could be about how a group of friends deals with family life or some shit.

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        VamanosPestCpr196
        4/07/14 9:21pm

        Mid-late 30s? How generous of you!

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      Queen of BithyniaKelly Conaboy
      4/05/14 10:05pm

      Help me out, which Corey was in the Goonies? The gross one or the dead one?

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        chigerian92Queen of Bithynia
        4/05/14 10:54pm

        Feldman, aka, the gross one.

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      TrashBoatKelly Conaboy
      4/05/14 9:22pm

      Mikey's the curator for the museum. The whole movie will center around loss of funds for the arts. The "kids" in this film will try to find a way to save it.

      Brand got into business and corporate stuff. Is divorced from Andy (though they will rekindle in the sequel).

      Chunk owns some kind of super mega-money business. Probably in computers and whatnot.

      Mouth is a grifter. Probably just got out of jail.

      Stef is a badass lawyer or some wall street genius.

      Data works for Nasa or some intelligence agency.

      Troy is probably dean of some college where rape is rampant.

      The Fratelli's are in there, too. Not sure doing what, though.

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        SuzanneSugarbakersbouffantKelly Conaboy
        4/05/14 6:09pm

        my immediate reaction to this...

        GIF

        Yes, it could be awful, it could ruin the legacy of the best movie ever (IMHO) but GAHHHHHH, it could be the tits!

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          KatieInAtlantaSuzanneSugarbakersbouffant
          4/06/14 10:41am

          My exact reaction.

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        themudlarkKelly Conaboy
        4/05/14 4:35pm

        Soundtrack by Wilco.

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          whoneedslightthemudlark
          4/05/14 6:10pm

          I really have no idea why this made me spit beer, but it did, you beautiful Mudlark.

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