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    sizor_sisterJustin Charity
    3/29/14 12:19pm

    What exactly is this outfit?

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      Justin Charitysizor_sister
      3/29/14 12:24pm

      That's a very old-ass-black-man-from-Baltimore/mid-Atlantic ensemble, to my eyes.

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      EL34sizor_sister
      3/29/14 12:24pm

      I've just learned this sartorial style's name from commentor "reallywanttoknow": "Casket Sharp".

      Love it.

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    captnsugJustin Charity
    3/29/14 2:35pm

    Uhhh SUSPECTED Killer, maybe? ACCUSED Killer? Murder DEFENDANT?

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      Srynersoncaptnsug
      3/29/14 2:55pm

      The defendant here doesn't actually appear to dispute that he killed the victims. He seems to be raising some sort of self-defense/privilege ("license to kill") type of argument, so I can see not being as concerned about the characterizations here. (Plus, he would presumably try to serve as his own lawyer in any defamation suit and be "singularly ineffective" in that too.)

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      UngratefulDeadcaptnsug
      3/29/14 5:32pm

      It's an affirmative defense, so "killer" is appropriate while "murderer" would be premature.

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    ThatsTheBoonesTalkingJustin Charity
    3/29/14 12:21pm

    Who is the casket sharp gentleman standing next to Perrone?

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      EviLKinegroThatsTheBoonesTalking
      3/29/14 12:35pm

      I have no idea, but I wanted to give you some love for using 'casket sharp'!

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      MyNameIsMonikerThatsTheBoonesTalking
      3/29/14 12:53pm

      Casket sharp?

      COTD.

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    honeybuncheslostthekeyJustin Charity
    3/29/14 12:51pm

    Perrone's victims were Arab-American.

    No they weren't. Jesus Christ, Gawker. Not every brown person is an Arab. One, Validipour Rahmatollah, was an Iranian Jew.

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      Justin Charityhoneybuncheslostthekey
      3/29/14 12:55pm

      I've corrected. Calm down.

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      honeybuncheslostthekeyJustin Charity
      3/29/14 1:28pm

      Thanks!

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    depardooJustin Charity
    3/29/14 12:37pm

    Note that these types of executions are never carried out by a Levy or a Cohen. We Jews kill people slowly.

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      Srynersondepardoo
      3/29/14 2:52pm

      That reminds me of one of Lenny Briscoe's early appearances on L&O where he rattles off a list of ethnic stereotypes about motives for committing murder (much to Logan's visible discomfort).

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    Pokemongo just pawn in game of lifeJustin Charity
    3/29/14 2:15pm

    Singularly ineffective

    The only phrase I like better than this is "ineffective, at best" (something that I learned from an old boss when I was working in the Hazardous Materials industry.

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      Justin CharityPokemongo just pawn in game of life
      3/29/14 2:16pm

      Admit. Your employer was John Doe HazChem Co.

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      Pokemongo just pawn in game of lifeJustin Charity
      3/29/14 2:29pm

      Why, yes, I...n....never you mind! Who are you!? Are you the one who keeps trailing me to the Dollar General? Why did you spray PAM all over my car!? Where's my rollerskates, you evil sonovabitch?! I need them for the Spring Solstice Perineum Ball...

      [As a more rational aside, I originally read your comment at "John Deere HazChem Co."]

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    TheRCJustin Charity
    3/29/14 12:52pm

    "It's ironic," the judge continued, "that there are so many John Doe's on his witness list, because the audience finds itself wishing they never knew about the trial. Perhaps the defendant's greatest feat in this whole fiasco, however, is that he has managed to make something typically fraught so boring. This isn't a trial so much as it's a trivial. Haha, one star."

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      GregoireJustin Charity
      3/29/14 12:18pm

      At John Doe Car Service, our motto is "You don't need to tell us where you're going. We'll take you there anyway."

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        Not A SnortJustin Charity
        3/29/14 12:21pm
        He also has singularly bad taste in John Does. He didn't even include the guitar player from X or Jon Dough, the ubiquitous porn guy from the 80's.
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          StoneyButternutJustin Charity
          3/29/14 12:22pm

          I must protest! You are misrepresenting the meaning of pan!

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