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    Freddie DeBoerGabrielle Bluestone
    3/25/14 9:10pm

    What's hilarious about this is that I guarantee their angle was going to be "look how easy it is to sneak into the World Trade Center site!" and then they couldn't do it.

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      Nat SoloFreddie DeBoer
      3/25/14 9:17pm

      that's exactly what is was. lolcnn.

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      AyeCaptainFreddie DeBoer
      3/25/14 9:19pm

      Another cutting edge investigative report from CNN.

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    dvdoffGabrielle Bluestone
    3/25/14 9:14pm

    Police reported that when asked why they did it, the pair both responded in unison, "Jeff Zucker".

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      NutterButterTimedvdoff
      3/26/14 1:40am

      We refer to something he does as "the Zucker Punch".

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    OMG!PONIES!Gabrielle Bluestone
    3/25/14 9:46pm

    What were you thinking, CNN? Were you thinking? We had such high hopes for you, America's News Network.

    We're not mad at you.

    We're just...

    Disappointed.

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      Shut Up!Gabrielle Bluestone
      3/25/14 10:06pm

      Heh, heh heh heh....

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        crunchberryGabrielle Bluestone
        3/25/14 9:21pm

        This is so cute. He's wearing a camouflage sweater. Stealthy!

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          secretagentmancrunchberry
          3/25/14 9:27pm

          Unfortunately the American Eagle logo glows in the dark.

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        SterlingArcherGabrielle Bluestone
        3/25/14 9:43pm

        I'd be impressed if they broke into a newsroom and did some news.

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          GregSamsaGabrielle Bluestone
          3/25/14 9:16pm

          CNN is on the case, Ronan.

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            cinderellyjezebellyGregSamsa
            3/26/14 2:10am

            Yikes, "WTC Jumpers"? Am I the only one who thinks of people falling/jumping to their deaths on 9/11 when they see this phrase?

            I take it that here it's referring to the *base* jumpers from the new WTC1 or whatever it's called. But good lord how tone deaf does someone have to be to not realize lots of people hear "WTC Jumpers" and think of 9/11? OTOH, they also use the phrase "heroes or zeroes" which is itself a clunky and flatly dumb-sounding phrase. I dunno, maybe it's just me. Sure made me cringe though.

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          Tyrant BigglesGabrielle Bluestone
          3/25/14 9:51pm

          Why didn't they just program a mockup of the top of the Freedom Tower on the CNN holodeck?

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            hilikusopusGabrielle Bluestone
            3/26/14 10:36am

            Didn't they know that the Port Authority had already replaced the sleeping security guard with a conscious one?

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              DangerBadgerGabrielle Bluestone
              3/25/14 9:17pm

              CNN is fucking pathetic. Oh you're soooooooo edgy, CNN. Stroke my intellect with a he-said she-said debate about some issue where one side makes shit up and you agree with them to avoid being called liberal. Make me feel smart, CNN.

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