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    urmumlololzJustin Charity
    3/23/14 5:54pm

    The gun laws in this country are too extreme. Either it's ban everything or let everything be legal. There must be a medium, and until that medium is reached, we will have this.

    Sorry, liberals. Sorry, conservatives. Both of your ideas suck.

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      special_k_sideurmumlololz
      3/23/14 6:01pm

      From Canada. Hugs and kisses. :)

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      toothpetardurmumlololz
      3/23/14 6:01pm

      Muskets for everyone (able bodied male property owners), like the good lord intended. Muster once a month in the square.

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    toothpetardJustin Charity
    3/23/14 5:57pm

    WELL-REGULATED MILITIA LIBERATES CHICAGO

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      bbberlintoothpetard
      3/23/14 6:12pm

      Like a good sequel should, toothpetard extends on the original while preserving the parts that we love.

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    captnsugJustin Charity
    3/23/14 6:13pm

    I'm saying this completely from racially neutral standpoint, because anyone actually from Chicago (did you move to Logan Square from Iowa? Shut the fuck up) knows it's not just the Hispanics and Blacks.

    These people are animals and when they slaughter each other it's just the trash taking out itself. Don't try to get me to think of the children either. These sociopaths were all, each and every one of them, children once you liberal dreamers thought you could save. Fuck it, let the dump burn. Anyone from there dumb enough to still live there deserves Detroitification and the boring refugees from all corners of the midwest looking for the THE BIG CITY doubly so.

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      JerkBabycaptnsug
      3/23/14 6:25pm

      Hang on, I'm gonna grab some popcorn.

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      Obliteraticaptnsug
      3/23/14 6:29pm

      I can't decide if you are my grandpa, or a perfect parody of my grandpa.

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    HypnoCatJustin Charity
    3/23/14 5:43pm

    When, oh WHEN, will people stop sitting in vehicles??

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      gunsgunnergungungunneryHypnoCat
      3/23/14 7:27pm

      And when will Obummer buy us all bullet-proof cars with our entitlement money he'll steal from the wealthy? Perhaps I will call him on my free Obongo phone, right after I cook up these welfare lobsters I just bought on your dime. Benghazi.

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      ᘻalcriaᖱagunsgunnergungungunnery
      3/23/14 9:22pm

      Obongo is my favorite part.

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    ArturoJustin Charity
    3/23/14 6:07pm

    Silver lining: They were all injured but none of them have died from their injuries at this time.

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      elaine layaboutJustin Charity
      3/23/14 6:14pm

      it was another rough night in the windy city, to be sure, but at least this one had blooper reel!

      i mean, if you made a movie in which a man is shot in the arm, a friend drives him to the hospital, and then less than half an hour later, upon returning to the 'hood, the friend is shot in the elbow, you'd either be making a comedy or you'd have to leave the footage on the cutting room floor

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        Justin Charityelaine layabout
        3/23/14 6:19pm

        that said, I was living in D.C. when Cam'ron got shot in the Lambo and then caught a fan escort to the hospital, and I don't think any city's gonna top that grim blooper

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        elaine layaboutJustin Charity
        3/23/14 6:30pm

        i'm not sure that 1 dude getting shot in 2 arms is a bloopery as 2 dudes getting shot in 1 arm, but the lambo was a nice touch

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      gunsgunnergungungunneryJustin Charity
      3/23/14 7:24pm

      If only those guns had guns, they could have used them to gun the other guns and guns guns guns. Thanks Obongo! (I'm not racist, I have three black friends).

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        nobodyspecial1Justin Charity
        3/23/14 7:13pm

        I don't mean to downplay the seriousness of this story at all, but I read this twice as "shoutouts all across Chicago last night left at least ten people injured..." and I was so, so very confused.

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          reggiebushlateralJustin Charity
          3/23/14 7:24pm

          But wait, the CNN series Chicagoland makes it appear as though the mayor has it all under control.

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