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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDPhoenix Tso
3/21/14 4:06pm
If you really want to score in North Korea, make sure you openly mock Dear Leader Kim Jong Un: the ladies swoon for that kind of shit. And he's such a lighthearted guy, so no worries about being sent to a labor camp for the rest of your life, I promise!
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  abrasax2ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILD
  3/21/14 4:11pm
  
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Seize: it's about ethics in gossip journalismPhoenix Tso
3/21/14 4:03pm
Dear privileged dudes: just because you plant your pole in something doesn't make it yours.

— Everyone else ever
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  meatwadfSeize: it's about ethics in gossip journalism
  3/21/14 4:14pm
  What if we are able to plant said pole within ourselves? Can we make that ours?
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  BonafideSupramanSeize: it's about ethics in gossip journalism
  3/21/14 5:25pm
  I think the most depressing thing about this statement is that it is historically incorrect.
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yvanehtniojPhoenix Tso
3/21/14 4:13pm
This could be a win-win. We ship all of our worst specimens to North Korea, so that Kim Jong Un can deal with them. This also distracts him from terrorizing his own citizens and makes him happy (and less homicidal) because it validates his belief in his own cultural superiority. Step Three, I'm still working out, but Four is definitely Profit.
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GemmabetaPhoenix Tso
3/21/14 4:05pm
Bro, there is sleeping with exotic girls, and there is sleeping with exotic girls in gulags...
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  imaginaryfriendGemmabeta
  3/21/14 4:20pm
  SHHHH! You'll ruin it! They're already packing their bags!
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  CleisthenesGemmabeta
  3/21/14 5:28pm
  I'm pretty certain that any sort of non-approved or controlled interactions between westerners and n Koreans is very difficult. You get a guide and are monitored heavily and the more these bros try and interact to pick up the locals the more they are putting them in danger.
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fortheloveofbeetsPhoenix Tso
3/21/14 7:36pm
Some related resources that I've found SUPER interesting:

Dissent magazine published a piece on Roosh V's failure to manipulate the women of Denmark into sleeping with him: http://www.dissentmagazine.org/article/cockbl.... If you have even a vague, passing interest in the interaction of feminism and pick-up culture, this is WORTH THE READ. An excerpt:

Fans of the travel writer will be disappointed that "pussy literally goes into hibernation" in this "mostly pacifist nanny state," where the social programs rank among the best in the world. Roosh's initial admiration for those resources is almost charming, if you're able to momentarily forget that this is a man who considers devirginizing teenagers a sport.
"A Danish person has no idea what it feels like to not have medical care or free access to university education," an awed Roosh reports. "They have no fear of becoming homeless or permanently jobless. The government's soothing hand will catch everyone as they fall. To an American like myself, brainwashed to believe that you need to earn things like basic health care or education by working your ass off, it was quite a shock."
Shock turns into disbelief and then rage when Roosh is rejected by heaps of "the most unfeminine and androgynous robotic women" he's ever met. "Not a feminine drop of blood courses through their veins," Roosh rants. He concludes that the typical fetching Nordic lady doesn't need a man "because the government will take care of her and her cats, whether she is successful at dating or not."
He's not wrong. Several of Denmark's social services are intended to reduce gender inequality by supporting women, a sort of state feminism that he can't accept.

And Vice (I know, Vice, I'm sorry) went to DPRK in 2008 and published some REALLY interesting videos: http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide...

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  FYouuMudFlapsfortheloveofbeets
  3/22/14 2:31pm
  Ahhh this guy is such a dick my teeth itch reading it. "A country succeeds at taking care of itself, therefore women don't need me and my dowry money!"
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Regina Lynx (is getting weary of the greys)Phoenix Tso
3/21/14 5:07pm
But don't you stoopid 'Murican wimminz know that forcing men to seek pussy as far away as possible is actually all your fault? Because like,

The average American woman is anything but confident; she's a neurotic wreck, one missed therapy session from committing suicide. She gulps down antidepressants like candy, she shoves food in her face like a starving Ethiopian, she spends hours a week watching mindless TV shows and movies that validate all the bad decisions she makes, she has meaningless sex with men she can't stand sober to fill the widening hole in her soul, and she derives her self-worth from her makework paper-pushing job. And she has the gall to call herself "confident" when she's never faced any of the real crises or tribulations that are a prerequisite for developing confidence.

'Speshully when you gurls are, like, soo fat - and mental to boot:

Here's a fun fact to brighten your day: fat girls are crazy. No, really: scientists have established a link between obesity and all kinds of mental illness, from anxiety to psychiatric disorders. And the reason why I say "fat girls" and not "fat people" is because women in general already have much higher rates of mental illness than men; a full 25 percent of American girls are cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

And if that wasn't enough, you dare to choose your own husbands and fight your natural instincts about actually wanting to be the weaker sex:

The state of woman is submissiveness, now and forever.

But the abso-lutely posi-tively worst thing you can do is to think that, you know, you're good enough as it is and don't need to prove anything for anyone:

A woman with excessive confidence is like a man with a vagina. It's an attribute that is at best superfluous and at worst prevents women from fulfilling their natural biological and social functions. In order for America to right itself, there needs to be a massive and concerted war on female self-esteem.

Because, you know, confidence doesn't give men erections. With love from this charming fella (who, by the way, just loooooves insecure women):

This is Matt Forney. I looked it up and didn't find any posts on him yet, maybe some of the 'Jizzabellers' can take up the task. I bet Roosh V is the Gríma Wormtongue to this guy's Théoden (as he is, obviously, a king). But wait! If any of you 'Jizzabellers' cross him you'd better know that he can knock your lights out whenever it tickles his fancy:

Those womens' self-defense classes you took at the community center? Completely worthless. I can defeat any "self-defense method" by simply uppercutting you in the jaw.

Sorry, long post, but these gems were just too good to pass. So, actually, by this logic, 'Murican wimmen with their independence, agency, and freedom of choice have inevitably robbed men of theirs. So sad.
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  hazard2zombiesRegina Lynx (is getting weary of the greys)
  3/21/14 5:16pm
  Aww the poor ugly little man got his feelings hurt. I really wish people like him had neon lights over their heads so I can kick them in the shins.
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  go-go-chocoboRegina Lynx (is getting weary of the greys)
  3/21/14 5:26pm
  The quotes were gold, but it was the photo at the end that really did me in.
  
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PupshawPhoenix Tso
3/21/14 4:09pm
But wouldn't it be great if some of them went over, got pushy with the women, and found themselves breaking rocks in a prison camp?
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  mbk12Pupshaw
  3/21/14 4:25pm
  If by some you mean all, then yes!
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tinymuttagainPhoenix Tso
3/21/14 4:30pm
Yes, put a woman in risk of her and all of her family being sent to a work/death camp. I'm sure your 30 seconds of fun is so worth creating decades of human misery.
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tinymuttagainPhoenix Tso
3/21/14 4:32pm
The book "Nothing to Envy" about North Korea is a great read. It's blood-curdling, too - life there is so hard.
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