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    GregSamsaRich Juzwiak
    3/12/14 12:08pm

    It kind of does look like a bit of asparagus. You know, except for the eyes and that sad little dangling arm.

    I wonder if she finished the salad?

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      Rich JuzwiakGregSamsa
      3/12/14 12:10pm

      I wonder how many pieces of asparagus I've eaten that were actually lizard heads. My experience with asparagus is that it can be a bitch to chew.

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      GregSamsaRich Juzwiak
      3/12/14 12:12pm

      Lizards make your pee smell completely different from the way asparagus makes your pee smell. That's how you can tell which is which.

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    AcidJerkRich Juzwiak
    3/12/14 12:12pm

    I Can't Stop Staring at This Lizard Head

    GIF
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      kafrometAcidJerk
      3/12/14 12:20pm

      All my internets are belong to you.

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      3/12/14 12:21pm
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    HellephantRich Juzwiak
    3/12/14 12:29pm

    "This is outrageous. I demand to speak with the head chef!"

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      historysgreatestdiscipleHellephant
      3/12/14 1:56pm

      One lizard head isn't going to kill you. Stop being so anole.

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      Hellephanthistorysgreatestdisciple
      3/12/14 2:09pm

      No, I said iguana head of lettuce in my salad.

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    aismoRich Juzwiak
    3/12/14 12:08pm

    So they don't have a dungeon AND they have lizards in their salad? That household sucks.

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      GregSamsaaismo
      3/12/14 12:11pm

      Dottie denies there ever was a salad.

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    meeting people is easyRich Juzwiak
    3/12/14 12:17pm

    Wait, Robin Sandusky?!

    Too much Sandusky on Gawker for one day. You've reached your limit.

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      spidyredneckjediRich Juzwiak
      3/12/14 12:57pm

      She should just be glad she didn't garnish the meal with a "Spring Surprise" from the Whizzo Chocolate company.

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        BingleyJoeRich Juzwiak
        3/12/14 12:55pm

        Christ, just leave the poor thing alone. The rest of the lizard will grow back soon enough.

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          GregorMendelRich Juzwiak
          3/12/14 12:10pm

          Zombie lizard is still well-disguised in that salad.

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            Sean BrodyRich Juzwiak
            3/12/14 12:26pm

            of course I'm eating a salad looking at this

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              habibbiRich Juzwiak
              3/12/14 12:16pm

              I'm so sad for the lizard. Just hanging out eating some lettuce, he gets harvested and shipped to new york and then gets thrown into a Salad Shooter. He probably had a family. Thanks for ruining my day, already. I'm not even at work yet.

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                kafromethabibbi
                3/12/14 12:22pm

                He does have a family. They live next door to me, and let me tell you... he was no prize. Always coming in late, yelling and screaming. And their kids always had a few too many bruises, if you get what I mean.

                Trust me, this is the best thing that could have happened for them.

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                CrustPunxkafromet
                3/12/14 1:07pm

                Your post made me feel better. I love reptiles, and this particular one looks like it used to be a beaut. But if I picture it to be a angry drunk, my sadness will decrease.

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