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    CityofAngelleMark Shrayber
    3/08/14 12:27pm

    What, no love for a reunion of The Craft?

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      Mark ShrayberCityofAngelle
      3/08/14 12:29pm

      I'm conflicted. It's my favorite 90s movie, but I don't want Skeet Ulrich to come back into public consciousness.

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      KishMark Shrayber
      3/08/14 12:54pm

      Chris was hot!

      If I were Sarah, I would've fucked him for rill. But I guess her and I differ in morals.

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    go-go-chocoboMark Shrayber
    3/08/14 12:02pm
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      CarnyAsadago-go-chocobo
      3/08/14 12:43pm

      Between Matthew Lewis and Nicholas Hoult, my advice to Tweens everywhere is to grab the guy with the bowl haircut and the chipmunk cheeks! You'll thank me in five years!

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      AudraTallisgo-go-chocobo
      3/08/14 12:54pm

      and how!

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    One Bird MockingMark Shrayber
    3/08/14 11:53am

    Okay, Fall Truthers, why would Jennifer Lawrence fake those falls? Falling in a very, very public setting is embarrassing, even if Jennifer has the composure to get back up and make a joke about it. Do you honestly think she wanted her Oscar moment last year to be marred by a humiliating stumble on her way to the podium? The media may talk about like it's "adorable," and she may poke fun at it herself, but I can't imagine she actually relishes those moments.

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      MarkPaulGossipmoreOne Bird Mocking
      3/08/14 12:08pm

      Also, I'm sure it pisses off Dior. She's making it look like their dresses are impossible to walk in.

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      GELLA - LLAPOne Bird Mocking
      3/08/14 12:09pm

      For even more attention then she normally gets.

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    WichitaMark Shrayber
    3/08/14 4:35pm

    I didn't have you down as a fall truther Mark. This is a worrying development, I may have to move to Team Doug.

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      Mark ShrayberWichita
      3/08/14 4:36pm

      If it's any consolation, I believe the second fall.

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      WichitaMark Shrayber
      3/08/14 5:20pm

      Phew! I was worried about going through with defecting.

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    calembouristeMark Shrayber
    3/08/14 12:01pm

    Can we report all Jelena sightings from now on by tweeting "I saw Goody Gomez with The Bieber at a Sbarro's!"?

    Mark, this is the hardest I have EVER laughed at Dirt Bag, which is my favorite Jez feature. I hope you have the best weekend ever!

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      Mark Shraybercalembouriste
      3/09/14 1:19am

      Thank you! I was very proud.

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    mostunlikelyMark Shrayber
    3/08/14 11:56am

    Not that I agree with Jared Leto, but I've always suspected that her first Oscar fall was faked. The one from this year, on the cone, seemed totally legit (as demonstrated by her frantically grabbing her bf's neck on the way down).

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      Mark Shraybermostunlikely
      3/08/14 12:15pm

      Yes, me too! It was just so perfect and beautiful! (Maybe I'm just jealous I can't fall like that.)

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    JessMark Shrayber
    3/08/14 11:48am

    Is Happy Saturday REALLY the way to finish that when the last line is "his death is being treated as a possible suicide". I asked my cat.... but he just smiled....

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      Mark ShrayberJess
      3/08/14 11:54am

      I've decided to go a little less joyous.

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    BoxMeowBoxMark Shrayber
    3/08/14 12:02pm

    Oh, it's the takeyourshirtoffus spell, I use it myself. Wand in right hand, please.

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      Sailor JupiterMark Shrayber
      3/08/14 12:13pm

      I always thought Jezebel was missing something, and it turns out that something was the unique combination of homerotic gifs and The Crucible references.

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        Adele NazeemMark Shrayber
        3/08/14 12:12pm

        Whatever Matthew Lewis just said was the most British thing I've ever heard.

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          CalcYaLaterAdele Nazeem
          3/08/14 12:41pm

          Yes. I don't doubt those are real words but I am quite stumped, I must say. Also, love your username.

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          Adele NazeemCalcYaLater
          3/08/14 12:55pm

          as a math teacher, back at ya! :p

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