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    WittyWonkaJay Hathaway
    3/03/14 5:47pm

    We'll need more hard evidence...

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsWittyWonka
      3/03/14 5:56pm

      This comment made a vas deferens on how I understood this story.

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      WittyWonkaThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      3/03/14 6:02pm

      Well played, sir. You're at the head of your game.

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    OddBetJay Hathaway
    3/03/14 6:02pm

    I've had the same bathroom door in my last three apartments.

    Wait, am I Michael Sam?

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      La.M.OddBet
      3/03/14 6:09pm

      We'll have to see your dick before we can give you an answer.

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      OddBetLa.M.
      3/03/14 6:14pm

      Oh no, its days of internet appearances are over.

      But you can still catch it live in New Orleans every Southern Decadence.

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    IrishishJay Hathaway
    3/03/14 6:08pm

    Who cares

    Who cares

    He is an adult using a service for other adults

    WHO CARES

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      ClioIrishish
      3/03/14 7:07pm

      GAWKER READERS!

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    PopChipsJay Hathaway
    3/03/14 6:13pm

    Maybe it's Paula Deen pretending to be Michael Sam again?

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      ClioPopChips
      3/03/14 7:08pm

      I genuinely LOL'd.

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    EliazerJay Hathaway
    3/03/14 5:50pm

    Requesting "Dickwatch!" tag.

    Also this sucks cause this is the kind of nonsense (whether it's him or not) that shouldn't matter and is going to feed the "Distractions" bullshit and torpedo him.

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      whatev2013LostHisKeyEliazer
      3/03/14 6:34pm

      Straight NFL players have been chastised for using the internet to disseminate pictures of their genitalia. Should there be a different standard for gay NFL players?

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      Eliazerwhatev2013LostHisKey
      3/03/14 6:37pm

      Are you about to look me in the internet-eye and tell me this isn't going to get massively blown out of proportion because this is a gay man's penis?

      ...his gay, gay penis?

      I'm not advocating for a double standard (I don't think there should be a standard for ridiculing adults who post pictures of their genitalia for other consenting adults, period) but you know this is going to come with a extra pile of bullshit attached to it because assholes are looking to run with that "distraction" narrative.

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    ClioJay Hathaway
    3/03/14 5:48pm

    "I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam I am."

    [To be read in munchkin voice.]

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      GregSamsaClio
      3/03/14 6:49pm

      I would do it here or there. I would do it anywhere.

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    BigPlopsJay Hathaway
    3/03/14 5:49pm

    i have a hard time believing anyone's unwilling to claim that

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      PöòtJay Hathaway
      3/03/14 5:57pm

      Yeah, of course it's him. So what? There's light years of straight athlete dick being flashed around online by rich young guys trying to bang women. This is a non-story except for the douchebags who want it to be a story, by suggesting that it something something something distraction to a team something.

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        aceholePöòt
        3/03/14 6:04pm

        I don't get the prudes who come here and dump on gossip that's posted to a site that explicitly traffics in gossip.

        It's a tabloid. If you want to read about stocks, pick up the Wall Street Journal. I want gay black dick. Now leave me to it.

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        OKTOBERFISTPöòt
        3/03/14 6:17pm

        <light years of straight, athletic dick. Hmmm. Dicks end-on-end. Are you saying straight guys like to orgy amongst themselves?

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      sarasasaJay Hathaway
      3/03/14 5:58pm

      I don't know, but he followed the golden rule of nude pics and I commend him for it. No face or identifiable features in the pic, and you can deny, deny, deny.

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        humanSuitcasesarasasa
        3/03/14 8:36pm

        By evaluating the golden ratio, it's fitting in all my holes.

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        sarasasahumanSuitcase
        3/03/14 9:43pm

        I'd bang him 1.618 ways till Sunday.

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      blackintrovertJay Hathaway
      3/03/14 6:52pm

      I'm not even a guy and for some reason the way this guy's penis is bending makes me uncomfortable.

      But that size tho.

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