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    chippendalecooperDoug Barry
    2/23/14 12:48pm

    Considering they will have to blur out/black bar any naughty bits, they should have just gone with bikini/banana hammock dating because more would be exposed to the viewer. THINK OF THE VIEWERS.

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      Julius Pepperwoodchippendalecooper
      2/23/14 1:33pm

      Yeah, somehow that hasn't gotten in the way of people watching "Naked and Afraid" though this show won't have a woman discovering that her crotch makes fishing easier.

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      chippendalecooperJulius Pepperwood
      2/23/14 2:15pm

      I did not know "Naked and Afraid" existed. I just looked it up and it is essentially the plot of all my worst nightmares. Why would anyone sign up for this?!

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    midwesternmomDoug Barry
    2/23/14 12:34pm

    Isn't this just Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, but without the bandana extensions?

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      WillTheyorWon'tThey?midwesternmom
      2/23/14 1:22pm

      Only if someone takes a shot out of someone else's genitals.

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      midwesternmomWillTheyorWon'tThey?
      2/23/14 1:29pm

      It was nice to know that even Bret Michaels has standards.

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    Gonzo the SomethingDoug Barry
    2/23/14 12:40pm

    VH1 — the network that keeps 40-something comedians regularly employed by making them relive and explain notable pop culture events from a time when said comedians were more popular, locking them into a hellish cycle of nostalgia and desperation that daytime television audiences can really relate to — has decided, after picking "dare" in a game of truth or dare with MTV and CMT, to pick up a dating series about clothed people going on dates with nekkkkiiid people.

    That is one sentence. One damn sentence.

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      limegreenandtangerineGonzo the Something
      2/23/14 12:53pm

      It helps if you read half of it, stop for a snack and pee break, then continue reading.

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      SamBargeGonzo the Something
      2/23/14 12:55pm

      It's a remarkable use of an endless sentence that goes nowhere really as a metaphor of the endless loop of popular culture; the snake eating its tail.

      ETA: Although endless, the sentence is grammatically correct and not a 'run-on' sentence. I wasn't trying to imply that.

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    tulipsyDoug Barry
    2/23/14 1:06pm

    I was immediately sucked into a word vortex; so much so that I read 40-something Canadians and wondered how I'd missed that when watching VH1 ... as a non-Canadian.

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      poisonedink4444Doug Barry
      2/23/14 12:43pm

      I miss the good old days of VH1 reality shows. Couldn't they find some washed up celebrity and get a flock of people to fight for their affections through a series of challenges. It sounds a lot more entertaining then naked people having awkward first dates.

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        SyDypoisonedink4444
        2/23/14 2:31pm

        I miss the Flav-o-verse shows too. It's high time for a new "Surreal Life".

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      dteeuwenDoug Barry
      2/23/14 12:53pm

      "Tonight on Fox: Fart-Date followed by No Pants Island!"

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